and a cat is licking/biting my foot

Eat the cat.

its a kitten, too cute to eat, and not enough meat

Then follow the cat's lead.
Eat your foot.

Quote from: Ankh The Clock;1267253Then follow the cat's lead.
Eat your foot.

b...but i need that

Quote from: Anime Girl;1267255b...but i need that

For what? Eat the foot, and get a peg leg.
It has the added benifit of letting you buy one less shoe.

Quote from: Ankh The Clock;1267256For what? Eat the foot, and get a peg leg.
It has the added benifit of letting you buy one less shoe.

2 words, kick ball

Quote from: Anime Girl;12672572 words, kick ball

So? You only need one leg to kick a ball.
Put super glue on the bottom of your peg leg so you can stay balanced while kicking.

Quote from: Ankh The Clock;1267258So? You only need one leg to kick a ball.
Put super glue on the bottom of your peg leg so you can stay balanced while kicking.

ah but to run to base would be a bitch

Quote from: Anime Girl;1267259ah but to run to base would be a bitch

Put a jet pack on the bottom of your peg leg.
Then you can fly to first base.

Quote from: Ankh The Clock;1267261Put a jet pack on the bottom of your peg leg.
Then you can fly to first base.

RULE VIOLATION

Quote from: Anime Girl;1267262RULE VIOLATION

Where in the rules does it say you can't use a jet pack peg leg with super glue on the bottom?
Where Gir Clock, where?

scramble up your balls

My moms going to get home from shopping soon and shes going to make something with chicken and then make cheese and ham buns.

Mmmmmm cheese and ham buns

enjoy your cat

I'm going to go get something from my fridge right now!

Last time I was hungry, I remembered I keep rolos stocked in my minifridge.

yay for random people going to walmart

I now feel I should go eat.
Why does reading this nonsense suddenly make me hungry too?

CHEESE AND HAM BUNS