One of you should recite the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up. And then the other should recite the lyrics to What Is Love. I got the idea after reading Rabid put the one line up on the first page.

ONE DAY SALLY WENT TO DA MARKET AT THE MARKET SALLY BOUGHT SOME ORANGES AND RAN INTO BILLY BILLY SAID HI GIRRRLLL WHAT CHOO DOIN IM BUYIN SOM ORANGES SAID SALLY WELL I LIKE ORANGES SAID BILLY OK SAID SALLY WE SHOULD HOOK UP SAID BILLY I DONT KNOW SAID SALLY I DONT REALLY KNOW YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME IT WASNT A REQUEST BITCH SAID BILLY AS HE HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A TWO BY FOUR AND THREW HER IN THE BACK OF HIS VAN

AS THEY ARRIVED HOME BILLY PROCEDED TO ANALLY TEAR OPEN SALLY WITH SAID TWO BY FOUR DID I MENTION IT HAD RUSTY NAILS ATTACHED CAUSE IT HAD RUSTY NAILS ATTACHED SALLY GOT TETANUS AND HER LOWER BODY HAD TO BE AMPUTATED SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS FINALLY FREED FROM BILLY BUT ONE NIGHT HE BROKE INTO HER HOUSE STABBED HER IN THE BACK AND STARTED FUCKING THE FRESHLY CREATED WOUND IN HER BACK HE THEN SAID WILL YOU MARRY ME SHE SAID NO AND HE SAID IF YOU MARRY ME I WONT KILL YOU OK ILL MARRY YOU SAID SALLY THEN HE SAID OK I WONT KILL YOU AND NOW WE ARE GETING MARRIED

Quote from: FrankClock;1283811One of you should recite the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up. And then the other should recite the lyrics to What Is Love. I got the idea after reading Rabid put the one line up on the first page.

Glad I could be your muse :3

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1283825Glad I could be your muse :3

hey wait.

how many times did you cheated on me?

and with who!