Quote from: Quill;1286077lol grandma porn

YES. (faps)

I used to like illwillpress, but now it's noting but sex jokes, and trying to make hits with Germain's boobs. So sad

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1286243I used to like illwillpress, but now it's noting but sex jokes, and trying to make hits with Germain's boobs. So sad

You're joking! Though he has made somewhat intellectual rants he's just ranting for more and more hits on his stupid flash and he doesn't ever know what he's talking about. C'mon, zero it all!

That was painful

I made a better attempt at not getting my review deleted this time. Hopefully it works.

Quote from: Teapot;1286290You're joking! Though he has made somewhat intellectual rants he's just ranting for more and more hits on his stupid flash and he doesn't ever know what he's talking about. C'mon, zero it all!

IllWill Was geared toward the Gothic crowd, and not everyone stays Gothic (god I wish it was so) as it seems like a phase of puberty. Some people leave it, but many stay in that state and therefore start with extensive emo shit (its emo crap, just with more black), BDSM parties, and wear old school shit that should've stay in its time era. (Such as, but not limited to, My Immortal, Vampire fangs, Unrealistic boots with platforms and 22 belt buckles, women who are unrealistically fat and think they are fucking hot, but sadly are just bad impersonations of an orca running through an oil spill, people who wear all black, practice magic and believe it works somehow, think that Jack Skellington is a role model for their kids and orgasm at the thought of a CG remake of the Nightmare Before Christmas, think Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is the Bible, and obsess over Peter Murphy. Now mind you I do like some Bauhaus Tracks, but there are some people who obsess over it just as bad as some guys do over SSBB. Yes, its that fucking scary, guys would kill themselves to suck the mans foreskin.)

Now unfortunately, the man has run out of material for his shit, so now he does porn, or something similar of that (I assume he's doing it wrong, as I've seen before he does that) and is trying to regain fanbase, as they seem to be growing up and getting tired of his shit.

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1286312there are some people who obsess over it just as bad as some guys do over SSBB.

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1286312just as bad as some guys do over SSBB.

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1286312some guys do over SSBB.

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1286312SSBB.

That's pretty bad.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1286325That's pretty bad.

Thats just Peter Murphy, and recently he released a new record, now imagine the crowd on gothic night at Studio A (the club next to Nocturnal, which is where I did afterhours) the day of the realease....

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1286339I actually found it tolerable. It was a stupid little rant about womens' obsessions with attractive young men who have talent and fame. No where near as bad as the ones about wicca and Germaine's breasts expanding.

Remove the name Balsac and all aspects of him from your name Inquisitor post haste. You aren't worthy of having such a name after saying this.

NYUM NYUM NYUM.

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1286340Remove the name Balsac and all aspects of him from your name Inquisitor post haste. You aren't worthy of having such a name after saying this.

Hahaha, oh wow.

Bandito's right, that flash was horrible. I still can't wait for Illwillpress to make a flash about how people make shitty flashes and rant all day. I just can't fucking wait for him to slip up.

Quote from: Teapot;1286290You're joking! Though he has made somewhat intellectual rants he's just ranting for more and more hits on his stupid flash and he doesn't ever know what he's talking about. C'mon, zero it all!

I thought some of his earlier flash was pretty funny, and kinda true, but nothing had changed except his material. It went from minimal animation with somewhat funny jokes and rants, that were cute in a "true to life way," to the exact same animation with rants that aren't as clever or funny, and are basically the same thing but done poorly, and lots of unneeded sex jokes, that aren't funny at all.

In fact he used to make fun of stuff like that.

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1286404By no means am I denying this is a mediocre, over-rated flash. But IWP has done worse. Don't think I'm defending the flash as an animation, or the cheap fanservice, or pathetic, pseudointellectual veiwpoint contained therein. But from a lot of the stuff I've seen on newgrounds lately, and compared to some of the other shitty IWP cartoons, this is at least a bearable step up from inflation-tits.

Regardless, this is not a valid defense. This would be just like the following scenario:

A man is watching a production made by one person, it is gay porn. All of his productions if not most, have in many scenes one man shitting on the others face violently. In a manner of a liquid stream shooting out of his asshole and all over the other guys face. Clearly one fag has a case of the runs (severe) and other just takes it like its nothing. Now after several hundred or so productions, the same two fags appear. Instead of blowing his asshole all over the guys face once more, this time, he urinates on his face. The viewer accepts this as a step up for the person who produced this. But there is one thing that others see that viewer doesn't. ITS STILL GAY PORN.

Stating this is a step up from previous work overshoots the fact that it is IllWillPress we are speaking about, the man who feeds the goths. Quality doesn't matter, its all "Gay Porn"

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1286385I thought some of his earlier flash was pretty funny, and kinda true, but nothing had changed except his material. It went from minimal animation with somewhat funny jokes and rants, that were cute in a "true to life way," to the exact same animation with rants that aren't as clever or funny, and are basically the same thing but done poorly, and lots of unneeded sex jokes, that aren't funny at all.

In fact he used to make fun of stuff like that.

Point proven. His earlier rants were what had attracted earlier fans, and as soon as he knew the community he was grabbing onto he started making it worse and worse as the community who watched it liked it more. Translation: Shit sux. If anything, he's a whiny child with a crack habit. His reason for acting how he does is the same reason in the older movies, just to get ratings over crappy flash.
 
He's only appeasing his great low-life followers to think he's almighty. He has no talent what so ever, and should just stop making flashes.

Quote from: Teapot;1286468He's only appeasing his great low-life followers to think he's almighty. He has no talent what so ever, and should just stop making flashes.

Nobody should just stop making Flashes unless they're making them about pedophilia or something. He is technically solid even though he does recycle alot of the content. The subject matter on the other hand flew right into the gutter. I remember a few years back a little animation called 'The Amnityville Toaster.' Probably the high point in his canon. I lol'd. I was younger and stupider, I lol'd.

Dude's just pandering to the horny adolescent/goth crowd now.

If you want to keep score, the quality of his animations are inversely proportional to the size of Germain's tits. That's the equation, that's the watermark. The rants got dumber, the tits got bigger and the man sold out in every sense of the word.

I lie. I don't think anybody's paying him anyways.

5'd

I 5'd it just because you guys are retards.

I liked it. 5.

Then I logged into my alt and fived again.

And I got my friends to vote 5 too.