Where does a general keep his armies?

EtchASketchClock · May 06, 2008, 12:38:49 AM

What does a car run on?

EtchASketchClock · May 06, 2008, 12:38:57 AM

Wheels.

patriotclock · May 06, 2008, 12:42:44 AM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1302191Double entendre just means two meanings for the same word/phrase. I guess I should have said homophone.

im not stupid. i meant i never heard the use of the word down for feathers

Marlin Clock · May 06, 2008, 12:44:26 AM

Quote from: BLACKFACEINATOR;1302198im not stupid. i meant i never heard the use of the word down for feathers

I'd understand the double-entendre thing, I wasn't calling you stupid for that, but who the hell hasn't heard of down feathers?

TequilaClock · May 06, 2008, 12:56:59 AM

Why is the milk running?

TequilaClock · May 06, 2008, 12:57:28 AM

Its Fast-eurized!

WrenchClock · May 06, 2008, 01:30:47 AM

agagagagaaahahahahahahahahahaha

CrustClock · May 06, 2008, 03:56:56 AM

lmao @ this thread (not sarcastic)

CrustClock · May 06, 2008, 03:57:30 AM

Quote from: Servo;1302195Wheels.

hehe I love these ones

SpinningCubeClock · May 06, 2008, 08:03:53 AM

Where do ghosts swim?

SpinningCubeClock · May 06, 2008, 08:04:01 AM

In the dead sea!

ArgoonKlok · May 06, 2008, 08:06:25 AM

Where do jokes go to die?

ArgoonKlok · May 06, 2008, 08:06:29 AM

ITT

RabidClock · May 06, 2008, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1302191homophone

lololololol

patriotclock · May 06, 2008, 04:48:00 PM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1302199I'd understand the double-entendre thing, I wasn't calling you stupid for that, but who the hell hasn't heard of down feathers?

people who are rich like me who rest their heads at night on live emperor penguins.

much softer than duck feathers

RabidClock · May 06, 2008, 05:41:30 PM

you know penguins burn really well

CD Clock · May 12, 2008, 12:46:57 PM

so these two guys walked into a bar

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Where does a general keep his armies?