Apparently.

Healthiest nation in the union hell yeas

Haha, somehow I have an 100% tax rate on my nation.

Quote from: CD Clock;1295831I would like to make a map of the union of car batteries

post with the name of your shit and whether you are an island or whatnot and also your flag if you wnat to ensure that you will be on the map

If good old Greyclock (Who I admire in this case.) still has Afternoon Tea Parties, since I am uuh.. Teapot, just stick me as like a state or something of that place. lol If not, Weaboos is an island shaped exactly like a teacup. Hur hur bitch teacup island.

The Dictatorship of Zombytunetown is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its quiet, industrious population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 5%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Quote from: Teapot;1307354If good old Greyclock (Who I admire in this case.) still has Afternoon Tea Parties, since I am uuh.. Teapot, just stick me as like a state or something of that place. lol If not, Weaboos is an island shaped exactly like a teacup. Hur hur bitch teacup island.

No it should be shaped as an Inuyasha cosplayer

Haha wow I lol'd.

Okay maybe if you can make it resemble a typical weaboo character, with a big sword, and spikey green hair keep it in that shape.

Forests for green hair.
Mountains for sword.
Sand for skin.
As of clothes... Yeah, fuck it just make it an island in the shape of some dipshit with cat ears and a big sword. Fuck you.

Haha, my people are the smartest, y'alls are a bunch of retards _poogle_

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1309438Haha, my people are the smartest, y'alls are a bunch of retards _poogle_

I'm 53'rd yet we're developing orbital weapons and space marines.

Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1309441I'm 53'rd yet we're developing orbital weapons and space marines.

Probably outsorced from Makaira

ha-ha, you invest in education.
not that's stupid!

Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1309441I'm 53'rd yet we're developing orbital weapons and space marines.

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies, and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

QuoteThe Issue

Many people are starting to think that it's time to put term limits on elected officials, given the average age of 70 years old and 40 years of service in the nation's Parliament.
The Debate

   1. "It's time to get these lifetime politicians off the government payroll!" says term-limits advocate Fleur Chicago. "Let them get real jobs like the rest of us once they leave office. Besides, if they are currently a Senator, they can always run for another office like Governor. This gives people the right to elect whomever they want to run for office, just not the same office forever. It'll keep things from going completely stale!"


   2. "Wait a minute," says Abraham Rubin, chairman of the national Infinite Power party. "We pay a lot of money to get those people into office. It can take several terms before we get a return on our investment, I mean, candidates. We should extend the number of years for each term, not limit the number of times a person can serve in any specific office!"


   3. Your aunt's mother's step-sister's best friend's hairstylist, Fleur Chicago, pooh-poohs the entire idea. "You know how to run your country, yes? Why deal with the hassle of elected officials and elections in the first place, yes? Eliminate elections and this entire term limit issue becomes moot, yes?"

Haha, anyone else see what's wrong here?

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1310964Haha, anyone else see what's wrong here?

Holy shit. I don't get what you're saying in particular but I laughed all the way through. EVERYTHING is wrong with that.

Especially when she says "moot" when it's without the elections. Also, wow. "Your aunt's mother's step-sister's best friend's hairstylist, Fleur Chicago, pooh-poohs the entire idea. "You know how to run your country, yes? Why deal with the hassle of elected officials and elections in the first place, yes?"

WOW.

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You said your people were the smartest. Guess who's wrong bitch?

Look at who is saying statements one and three.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1310967Look at who is saying statements one and three.

I only thought the third one was funny, but I lol'd.

You don't get it, do you? I'm not going to spell it out for you.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1310974You don't get it, do you? I'm not going to spell it out for you.

You don't need to, but all I got was this.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fleur+Chicago&btnG=Google+Search

Quote from: Teapot;1310977You don't need to, but all I got was this.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fleur+Chicago&btnG=Google+Search

Yep, you got the joke.