What else to do with two hookers and a stolen credit card but to play Halo right?

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

These are the people you need to shoot in order to protect the genepool.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation.

lmao

i dont get why the hookers werent arrested

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1310995i dont get why the hookers werent arrested

Read the article again.

QuoteRalph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Massive lulz.

So lonely... so young...

He spent $30K on TEXAN hookers to play HALO.









He spent 30 fucking thousand dollars on a texan hooker to play Halo.





He. Spent. 30. FUcking. Thousand. For. A. Texan. To. Play. Halo.

PS:

QuoteRalph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Good job twat

Quote from: 1337aZnPrInceSz;1310997Read the article again.

no i mean... i thought prostitution was illegal

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1311005no i mean... i thought prostitution was illegal

Its Texas

Quote from: Monodi;1311004He spent $30K on TEXAN hookers to play HALO.









He spent 30 fucking thousand dollars on a texan hooker to play Halo.





He. Spent. 30. FUcking. Thousand. For. A. Texan. To. Play. Halo.

PS:

Good job twat

Gotta love the irony, right?

Quote from: Teapot;1311010Gotta love the irony, right?

I could do lots of shit with just $500, and yes.

Ralph for President.

It seems Daddy was too busy working to teach his son the importance of not stealing credit cards to buy hookers.

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1311023It seems Daddy was too busy working to teach his son the importance of not stealing credit cards to buy hookers.

***To play Halo.

Quote from: Monodi;1311025***To play Halo.

******For thirty thousand dollars.

QuoteThey told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

that's remarkably clever for a group of retards.

I can't stress enough how hilarious this is.

QuotePolice said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

Hahahahaaaaaah.

QuoteThe escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Good god those kids ARE I'm a edgy teen.

Maybe he found out she had chlamydiasis or any STD