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Farted by Pixelated Knife Clock, May 21, 2008, 09:04:08 PM

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Quote from: SLARPEECLOAK SLURPICLOOK;1318931gino is an iguana

godzilla is godzilla

he's a mutated godzillasaurus, sheesh!

Munglai

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1318926I thought Godzilla was an iguana? Iguanas aren't that great. Gorillas aren't that bad, though.

Iguanas are almost more awesome than dinosaurs.

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1318963Cloverfield is too complicated-looking to be an "EPIC MONSTERRRR" like Godzilla. What is Godzilla? Dragon. What is King Kong? Big Monkey. What is Cloverfield? Spindly-looking-thing-that-sweats-little-monsters-and-stuff-and-who-knows-what-the-fuck-he-is.

Also I'm still pissed JJ killed the cameraman.

This pretty much summarises my issues with Cloverfield. On top of that I feel that he was specifically created to be better than the other monsters (not that they succeeded or anything!). It's like they got a list of stuff that King Kong and Godzilla and Optimus Prime and Ultra Man Mothra and all the other giant monster people can do and tried to come up with something better than each of their powers. OK SO WHAT IF HE'S AS BIG AS GODZILLA BUT HE'S GOING TO GET LIKE WAY BIGGER SOMETIME AND WHAT IF HE HAS LITTLE THINGS ON HIM THAT ATTACK PEOPLE AND HE MAKES PEOPLE EXPLODE. They need to learn to just keep it simple.

Pixelated Knife Clock

just bumping this up cuz its a good laugh and im bored out of my fucking mind
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I liked the first one. >> So I'm lookin' forward to this, and I didn't know any of this shit. I hadn't LOOKED, but I didn't know any of it.

As for keeping things simple, it's fucking boring to me.
Oh wow Godzilla comes out of the ocean, kicks whatever's ass, screams a bunch, goes back into the water And King Kong always dies. That's a whole lot of fun, let me tell you.'

I'd prefer a "Spindly-looking-thing-that-sweats-little-monsters-and-stuff-and-who-knows-what-the-fuck-he-is" because you actually have to (god forbid) use your brain to figure out what the fuck it is/is going on, rather than

OH NOES A GIANT MONKEY/LIZARD
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Pixelated Knife Clock

yeah, I actually found a few images from cloverfield 2
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