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I'm about to go interview at Barnes & Noble

Farted by F U Clock, June 04, 2008, 03:14:45 PM

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Isison

Isison prepares several good questions for you:

Question: How many versions of Bible do we have in store?
Answer: Two
Question: What are they?
Answer: King James Bible for white guyz, and I guess Bible Black for black guyz.
Question: No more questions...

TruncheonClock

Yet another award winning post from Isison.

I've dropped a coin down the well for you, good luck.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Isison

Quote from: Trunchy;1327886I've dropped a coin down the well for you, good luck.

WAIT!!!!!!1111oneone
*Take off clothes and JUMP into the well*

F U Clock

Quote from: Trunchy;1327886Yet another award winning post from Isison.

I've dropped a coin down the well for you, good luck.

Is that a thing to do for good luck? Who knew...

I slightly lied, I actually interviewed yesterday, but they asked me to come back today to meet some dude, so maybe they'll offer me the job. I could use some extra coin this Summer.

SilverClock

I am a sexy bitch!
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F U Clock

I just got back... And they did molest me.

FileCabinetClock

i wouldn't ask you for help at a barnes and noble if i needed to find a book because i'd be afraid that you'd rip out my throat

i mean look at you

really
the man, the legend

CaulkClock

Fuck yeah retail, most soul crushing job ever

skeletal

Wooo, hope you get the soul crushing job!
Like a rat squatting in a doll\'s house.

BlackberryClock

I don't know if B&N is sexy enough for you.

SilverClock

Quote from: reinwadlin;1328278I don't know if B&N is sexy enough for you.

It'll be sexy when he's done with it.
I am a sexy bitch!
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Il Duce

Quote from: Silver Clock;1328283It'll be sexy when he's done with it.


Oh yeah

peyoteclock

isison what the fuck.

also good luck FU!

PaperClipClock

I applied at mine every year, and every year they tell me I have to be one year older :/

F U Clock

They're doing thirty interviews, for six positions. 1/5 chance... I'll take it.

And you know I'mma' sex that Barnes & Noble up big-time.

PimpMasterKDOG

Good luck.  Interviewing sucks.

I interviewed for a structural engineering position with a huge company that designs nuclear power plants and disappointingly didn't get it.
I have an interview on Monday with a small, 13-person strong company that is trying to expand.  If I don't get that one I'll probably direct and star in gay porn.

-->KDOG
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F U Clock

Quote from: PimpMasterKDOG;1328346Good luck.  Interviewing sucks.

I interviewed for a structural engineering position with a huge company that designs nuclear power plants and disappointingly didn't get it.
I have an interview on Monday with a small, 13-person strong company that is trying to expand.  If I don't get that one I'll probably direct and star in gay porn.

-->KDOG

Jeez man... Designing nuclear power plants sounds like a bit too much of a stressor for me. Thankfully this should be the last meaningless job I get before I graduate.

BilliardBall10


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