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I now only have 1 real testicle.

when i saw this topic

Quote from: billiardball10;1339422when i saw this topic

When I saw the purple color of your username.

this thread does not deliver
i was hoping for Cosmo-esque stories of embarrassment.

boy was my face red

Quote from: Coal;1339241did zombie lincoln draw that?

Yeah he did
Haven't read this thread in a while. Some stories are quite funny thanks for the replies.

Quote from: Deus Ex Machina;1339355When I found out I had cancer.

Apart from that one.

When I read this whole thread.

Quote from: RocketFetus;1340717When I read this whole thread.

The joke has been made before, are you sure u read it all?

once we were chilling in front of the local convenience store and this guy got out of his car and went into the store, no biggie right? anyway he comes out of the store with his purchase and get's in the wrong car, his wife yells out the window "honey over here" i was all like "ahaha that dude just got into the wrong car" then he looked at me and said "it's kinda hard to get in the right car when YOU'RE BLIND" that's when i got a good look at his googly eyes, in my shock and embarassment i began laughing uncontrollably.

Quote from: camofrog;1340799once we were chilling in front of the local convenience store and this guy got out of his car and went into the store, no biggie right? anyway he comes out of the store with his purchase and get's in the wrong car, his wife yells out the window "honey over here" i was all like "ahaha that dude just got into the wrong car" then he looked at me and said "it's kinda hard to get in the right car when YOU'RE BLIND" that's when i got a good look at his googly eyes, in my shock and embarassment i began laughing uncontrollably.

Eveyone's stories have been about disabled people so far...

Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK~;1339302get on msn we need to talk about the gay shitfucker collab

i feel that something scary will land on the flash movie

My girlfriend called me one time, crying, and when I picked up the phone I thought she was laughing and started to laugh for a few seconds before I realized she wasn't laughing.

Once I called my gf, the way she liked it...

Me:  "Hey baby, I want you so bad..."

Some chick: "Hello? Who is this, dad?"

Me:  "...uh. wrong number"    *click*

This thread should have been goldmined after the first reply. :^(

Quote from: Deep Blue;1340955Once I called my gf, the way she liked it...
 
Me: "Hey baby, I want you so bad..."
 
Some chick: "Hello? Who is this, dad?"
 
Me: "...uh. wrong number" *click*

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1340949My girlfriend called me one time, crying, and when I picked up the phone I thought she was laughing and started to laugh for a few seconds before I realized she wasn't laughing.

Finally! Your girlfriends wern't disabled were they?