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Proof Big Brother contestants are idiots

Farted by WrenchClock, June 21, 2008, 11:13:27 AM

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Biblo

Proof that Big Brother contestants are idiots:
They're on Big Brother

Proof that Big Brother viewers are idiots:
They watch Big Brother

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Biblo;1341377Proof that Big Brother contestants are idiots:
They're on Big Brother

Proof that Big Brother viewers are idiots:
They watch Big Brother

ding ding ding ding

we have a winner folks

Beast

"Big Bruvva's making us out for a bunch of yogurt tops!"

Big Brother contestants are the average Briton, below average are sitting at home watching it on TV.
Arwight darlin\'?

PirateClock

Science - "I'm ghetto! I live in the hood. With my mum."

hahahaha
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PirateClock

ahahah i wanted to pick the best one out of her quotes but i couldn't choose


Chanelle Hayes - "I want to be a Wag."
"I can't help it if I've got a natural curl to my hair!" (following a heated argument over hair straighteners)
"People say Victoria can't sing but I've got both of her albums, one of which wasn't released cos her record company went bust but I bought it off the internet anyway"
"I base my image on Victoria Beckham."
"I like nothing-flavour crisps."
"Carole is touching the toilet paper…then coughing and putting it on the table…where people put their feet! And if someone has, like, foot impetigo…then we'll all get it and we'll end up with genital herpes!"
"I have been looking forward all day and getting excited about my hair being long enough to tie in a bobble!" (Sobbing in the diary room)
"Don't look at her! Why are you looking at her, Zach? Every time I look over you're looking at Charley! Why don't you go and sleep in her bed then! Go on!"
"Zach! Don't smoke, Zach! Can you not do that for me! Why are you smoking?"
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frozennn

In response to Makosi saying her mother was one of 50 children: "Your granddaddy was a pimp."
h

UnknownClock

It's not hard to see jade goody is thick

Slash

We and everyone with even a shred of social life allready knew Big Brother contestants are idiots, we really don't need further proof.

camoclock is a great man

After Richard accuses her of doing stinky poos: "I don't! They smell of roses!"
poop

TequilaClock

Quote from: Biblo;1341377Proof that Big Brother contestants are idiots:
They're on Big Brother

Proof that Big Brother viewers are idiots:
They watch Big Brother
its a mind circle.

TruncheonClock

Anyone been watching the current one? apparently they've got an albino black guy on there.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Biblo

Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1341459Anyone been watching the current one? apparently they've got an albino black guy on there.

yup, and they still maintain that they're not a freak show

CeleriacClock

Derek Laud - "As a homosexual, when I first saw boobs, I thought it was a deformity."
"A real man is one who does the dishes."

Haha

GamblerClock

Quote from: Laughing Octopus;1341376http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/realitytv/big-brother/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=8341690
They missed "I don't want to be ejaculated from the Big Brother house" from Glynn.
I haven't read any replies, you don't need proof they've allready done enough by fucking getting onto the show.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Laughing Octopus;1341376http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/realitytv/big-brother/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=8341690
They missed "I don't want to be ejaculated from the Big Brother house" from Glynn.
You know, under a non-sexual context, that actually makes sense.