Whiny bitch I was in a car that got ripped in half.

Quote from: Moose Clock;1352114Whiny bitch I was in a car that got ripped in half.

I was the one ripping the car in half!!

Quote from: SCSP;1351939Im an emo goth kid blablabla i hate the sun blablabla look at me blablabla
go die for real plz

I suffered head trauma as a young child and I lost the ability to see the color purple for some reason and I became intensly light sensitive. Wanna try that again?

Quote from: AshTreyClock;1351955shhh hes albino he gets sunburnt easily

Well I am pale, but I'm definately not a He.

Quote from: TeddyBear;1352140I suffered head trauma as a young child and I lost the ability to see the color purple for some reason and I became intensly light sensitive. Wanna try that again?

Now would be a good time to apologize, Spongeclocksquarepants

Quote from: TeddyBear;1352140I lost the ability to see the color purple for some reason

Quote from: SCSP;1351939Im an emo goth kid blablabla i hate the sun blablabla look at me blablabla
go die for real plz

Apologize!

ZL is colourblind YET HE IS STILL A WAY BETTER COLOURER THAN US.

i died last week, i came back tho, because death is for pussies.

On the live grenade range I nearly stood up (we were in a fox hole) while a  grenade was going off about 100 ft. away.  The safety NCO hit me on the head and told me to stay down, so he pretty much saved my life.

When I was 5 I was running a long piece of metal across one of those ancient in-wall 220v heaters... It got caught, and when I pulled on it it caught and made contact with the electronics inside... The heater "belched" a big ball of fire at me, and the piece of metal I was holding completely melted in two.

It was funny as hell.

I have Papaphobia, Medorthophobia, Ophthalmophobia, Paraphobia, Proctophobia, Virginitiphobia, and Eurotophobia.
 
Not dead yet though

Quote from: TeddyBear;1352140I suffered head trauma as a young child and I lost the ability to see the color purple for some reason and I became intensly light sensitive. Wanna try that again?

serves you right you stupid shit

How terrible!

Quote from: GreyClock;1352174serves you right you stupid shit

How terrible!

haha

Quote from: GreyClock;1352174serves you right you stupid shit

How terrible!

I love you

Quote from: GreyClock;1352174serves you right you stupid shit
 
How terrible!

You know I can still see A color in place of that right. It's pink to me so I'm figuring to everyone else, it's purple.
 
And if only it were my fault! Bitch of a cousin that I have hit me in the head, straight in the back, twice because I was beating her at the Lion King game for Sega.

I almost believed that color blind story up until this post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Because you know, getting hit in the head when you're 5 can't do anything bad to you.

Oh hell no, that was not fun.
 
Adrenaline rush, well yeah, but I was more paranoid about an impending explosion that would probably catch several bushes and my neighbor's house on fire.

Quote from: GreyClock;1352174serves you right you stupid shit

How terrible!

This is still funny albeit the fact she can see it.