Quote from: Maddox;1354293wait a minute, you golf?
how rich are you

dont have to be rich to golf buddy

Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354365dont have to be rich to golf buddy

it's a cliche, work with me here

Quote from: Maddox;1354370it's a cliche, work with me here

Yeah so I hear that floss is some sort of rich prick. I hope that works out for him.

Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354381Yeah so I hear that floss is some sort of rich prick. I hope that works out for him.

you're no help at all

my name is kyle... too simple.
when i was younger people used to call me by my last name, but everyone is stupid and american and can't even say it so it just turns into some silly "let me purposely pronounce your name wrong a million times because i think it's funny" game.

Comeau

Nasty Nate - a name from HS kickball that was borrowed from Half-Baked. I murdered people on the field.

(The) Hurricane - Given to me while playing poker, partly cause of my hair and partly cause of my playing

Or Nate... Internet nicks include Avo or Fat Head...

Quote from: PepperClock;1354410my name is kyle... too simple.
when i was younger people used to call me by my last name, but everyone is stupid and american and can't even say it so it just turns into some silly "let me purposely pronounce your name wrong a million times because i think it's funny" game.

Comeau

Speaking of last name-calling, kids at school call me "Cooley" a lot, seeing as there are "cooler" (read: smoke more drugs, trick more girls into having sex with them, do stupid shit that could get you expelled, etc.) kids named Daniel.

Quote from: AvocadoClock;1354414Fat Head

yes

I don't have a nickname but I get a lot of "You're an asshole."

Brent-My name.  I'm indifferent of/mildly displeased with my parent's choice.

Blue-It stuck in seventh grade for some reason.  Something about me wearing blue jeans everyday for four or five years.

EmoBaggins-I am small and have a fringe
cb-People that are internet save
BenjiBucks-Last name thing but its only used by one girl.

Oh yeah my aunt calls me "Sweeny Todd" because I tried to shave my grandpa while taking care of him. My grandpa only let me do half before he started freaking out.

Diego - Real name
Dieguito - as calling "Johnny" to a John

Rob- my name.

Quote from: RoboticOperatingBudyClock;1354478Rob- my name.

your first name, unless pronounced like shit, isn't a nickname, mister

Will: Shortened from william everyone calls me that.

Cil: This ones weird, i have a odd friend who started calling me silly sam because it sounds like william, this was shortened to Sil then to Cil.

Donnie, as in Brasco.



Take off my boots? You take off your fucking pants huh.

Quote from: Maddox;1354293wait a minute, you golf?
how rich are you

Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354365dont have to be rich to golf buddy

Quote from: Maddox;1354370it's a cliche, work with me here

Quote from: I am Spartacus;1354381Yeah so I hear that floss is some sort of rich prick. I hope that works out for him.

I hit balls I find under the overpass with the bones I dug up from the cemetery.

Bucha by my parents and other few family members, and Tabasco by one friend once.

My given name of Forrest works for most people.

I'm called PC for my more dazed friends because some of my mannerisms resemble a Mac switch commercial.

Casper at work because I'm white and I don't make any noise when I move, often scaring the shit out of people when I go up and talk to them.

Einstein by a group I met in alternative school.

Mr. F by students.