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Which ones of you have a job?

Farted by HeinekenClock, July 08, 2008, 06:58:08 PM

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buttplug

I work at a local chain restaurant. It is very busy at times, I dunno how good the pay is really, this being my first job. But all of my co-workers are great, so it's good. I also never thought I would get used to cleaning out gross drains clogged with food with my bare hands, but I guess I have haha.
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Lump Clock

I'm a US Marine currently stationed on an offshore island called Okinawa in Japan. More specificall I am a Supply Administration and Operations Clerk. In laymen's terms I have an office job, and when they say that office jobs suck your soul, it's true. I have been in a horrible art slump because of it, but am steadily recovering. It's really not that bad, everyone I work with is another marine and by that I might as well say that I am working with my brothers. It's always cool in the office, having laughs and jokes, but still getting all the work we need to get done done.

My job pretty much pays me to work out everyday, sit around in an AC'd office, and overall just be on hand. I get paid 600 dollars every two weeks because I am currently a Private First Class. This is relatively low compared to all of you people with normal jobs, but seeing as I get free housing, electricity, water, 3 meals a day ontop of may pay check I live wealthily.

Life is pretty grand and shitty all at once.

HeinekenClock

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1358341I also never thought I would get used to cleaning out gross drains clogged with food with my bare hands, but I guess I have haha.

That's basically what you do a lot when you wash dishes as well, haha. And it's not like if there's no dishes there's no work, I had to manage the storage room, tidy up the freeze-cells and clean the kitchen as well.

When you don't have anything to do in the snackbar, they start sending people home and if you're the only one left you can't go help with anything because you should stay there in case somebody comes in :)

Only con to this is that I have to pay for meals now, and I can't take random smoking breaks anymore when I'm working alone :/

Losperman

Quote from: King of the Void;1358350I'm a US Marine currently stationed on an offshore island called Okinawa in Japan.

I wanted to be stationed at the AF base there.

I'm in the Air Force, stationed in Montgomery, AL. I'm a "Wargaming Systems Analyst", which is just a cool way of saying I set up and maintain the network at the AF Wargaming Institute. I'm a Staff Sergeant, so the pay is pretty good and, like Lump said, the benefits are pretty great. I like the other people in my office, but a lot of the people in my chain are otherwise unlikeable.
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Arctic

I work as a Web Design/Developer/Graphic Designer of a privately owned company.  In fact, I'm working right now.

Bigglesnoots

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Scuba Clock

Pizza Hut Delivery.

Weed+Pizza+Work= :)


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Bigglesnoots

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I bet that pays off loads!
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HeinekenClock

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Quote from: Maddox;1358513I bet that pays off loads!

The satisfaction of knowing you did something for the good of the world.

CeleriacClock

I wish I did, I spent all my money I saved up for this summer on a new surf board. Time to time I just help my relatives do stuff and get payed.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1358519The satisfaction of knowing you did something for the good of the world.
hahahaha
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Kombucha

I transport people by carrying them around inside my rectum.

Lump Clock

Quote from: an ocean of cocks;1358483I wanted to be stationed at the AF base there.

I'm in the Air Force, stationed in Montgomery, AL. I'm a "Wargaming Systems Analyst", which is just a cool way of saying I set up and maintain the network at the AF Wargaming Institute. I'm a Staff Sergeant, so the pay is pretty good and, like Lump said, the benefits are pretty great. I like the other people in my office, but a lot of the people in my chain are otherwise unlikeable.

The air force base here is Camp Kadena.

Bleh, Losper, I always get so confused with other Branch's ranks because they aren't correlating. So is SSgt E-6 or is it much higher in the Air Force. Also, I envy you for your pay check. Give me moniez.

PowerGloveClock

oh me, I have a job, I work at this green house / farm type thing
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SpongeClock SquarePants

i pick up peoples garbage whilst riding on the back of this cool truck. I also work for a company that kicks people out of their homes if they didnt pay the bills.

EnvelopeClock

I work at a movie threatre!!! I do both usher and concession, so either I'm cleaning up after people or giving them the food that they'll leave half eaten in the theatre.

actually i have to go in at six tonight and i get out around one in the morning :(

BunnyClock

Quote from: SCSP;1359306i pick up peoples garbage whilst riding on the back of this cool truck.

I wish that was my job. I've heard they pay very well but it's very hard work.

Safe___Clock

I want a job in level design or web design
The probability of either are slim in reality.

Losperman

Quote from: i am envelopeclock;1359323I work at a movie threatre!!! I do both usher and concession, so either I'm cleaning up after people or giving them the food that they'll leave half eaten in the theatre.

actually i have to go in at six tonight and i get out around one in the morning :(

Sweet, do you get any cool promotional posters/displays? I tried to get one of those WALL-E cardboard displays from the theater near me but the people couldn't tell me who had claimed it so I could buy it from them. :wiebel:
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