Quote from: an ocean of cocks;1359353Sweet, do you get any cool promotional posters/displays? I tried to get one of those WALL-E cardboard displays from the theater near me but the people couldn't tell me who had claimed it so I could buy it from them.

If we want, we can get small posters and shit. And if we want one of those big cardboard displays, we have to request it before anyone else does. But the managers usually get to the good ones before we do. I tried to get the big Dark Knight display we have, but one of our managers claimed it almost right away. We had this massive Wall-E figure, but it was stolen by some guy that quit about a week or so after I was hired.

Quote from: i am envelopeclock;1359357If we want, we can get small posters and shit. And if we want one of those big cardboard displays, we have to request it before anyone else does. But the managers usually get to the good ones before we do. I tried to get the big Dark Knight display we have, but one of our managers claimed it almost right away. We had this massive Wall-E figure, but it was stolen by some guy that quit about a week or so after I was hired.

What a dick. I paid $70 for some giant vinyl (I think) Planet of the Apes posters from a theater back where I used to live. The one near me has some pretty cool "Why So Serious?" posters that I'd like to get, but I'll probably just buy them from a store.

I own two businesses




no, seriously.



You can work for me, the work is hard, the conditions are hot and humid, and the pay is shit. Oh, and no benefits - but you're not far from Disney World! Any of you thinking of being your own boss, don't. It's terrible and you end up working a lot of over time and do not get paid for it. It tears your family life apart, and you'll gain weight, not to mention your asshole will tighten up like a snare drum when someone asks for money. I guess in summary it turns you Jewish.

Quote from: SCSP;1359306i pick up peoples garbage whilst riding on the back of this cool truck. I also work for a company that kicks people out of their homes if they didnt pay the bills.

The sort of people that come to me in the snackbar, pay for a frikandel with a fifty euro note and look at me as if they're trying to say "Hey, you, I just paid you with a fifty euro bill. Did you see that? That's fifty euros, ever handled that much money? Huh?! PUNK."

Quote from: King of the Void;1359299The air force base here is Camp Kadena.

Bleh, Losper, I always get so confused with other Branch's ranks because they aren't correlating. So is SSgt E-6 or is it much higher in the Air Force. Also, I envy you for your pay check. Give me moniez.

You just gotta go for sergeant as fast as possible.  

Quote from: King of the Void;1359299The air force base here is Camp Kadena.

Bleh, Losper, I always get so confused with other Branch's ranks because they aren't correlating. So is SSgt E-6 or is it much higher in the Air Force. Also, I envy you for your pay check. Give me moniez.

Sadly it's just E-5, so the paycheck's not that big. The full BAH and BAS makes it bigger, so I can't complain. I have no moniez to give at the moment. :/ I had most of the ranks down when I was stationed in Bahrain, but I've forgotten most of them (beside Army officer ranks).

I was recently let off of my awesome food bank job. It was 9-3, at 6/hr but I got free food in bulk from all over the world, and I got to do really weird things.

It was very dirty, demanding and dangerous. I was one of two paid employees left after a warehouse explosion (of 150), all other workers were either recovering drug addicts or ordered there for community service.

Dirtiest experience was cleaning up after this asshole charity group left a palette of frozen biscuit dough in a truck overnight, which busted open and rose to form a two-foot-thick blob over the floor.

Most gratifying was getting a two ton donation of watermelons right before the weekend. We took a trip to third ward in Houston to unload everything, it was awesome.

Most demanding day involved transferring over one ton of rice into quart containers.

Most dangerous thing involved trains, chains, and propanes. Also, crackpots dropping shipping containers.

Best benefit was this epic food leftover from a Katrina relief thing. FEMA really knows how to make a non-perishable good good.  

Currently under trial as a special worker at a daycare, 12/hr four hours per day, two days per week. In a year I'm set up to be working as a home respiratory therapist. I'll have a doc's salary, medical, and a great deal on malpractice too!

I am currently working my magic and telling my followers I am the son of God. Easiest money ever.