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So guess who got robbed

Farted by F U Clock, July 11, 2008, 01:23:18 AM

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F U Clock

MEEE!

Yeah, so some crackheads came into my house and took my laptop, cell phone, my audio mixer, and a guitar effects thing I had. Fucking sweet.

So how y'all been.

TremcladClock



AbsintheClock

Good good. I just saved a shitload of money switching to crack cocaine!

Hamsa Clock

That blows man. Burglars in my town will see a box full of expensive tools and only steal the box of cigarettes right next to them.

F U Clock

Well, I am baffled they took my mixer. It's a large, large piece of hardware that's not that common for the average person. They musta' thought it was madd expensive or something. In any case, I have a shiny new Inspiron now.

WreckingBallClock

Was that you? Aww... my bad dude... HAHA THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE!

So they JUST did this? Were they visibly armed? You should have stopped them, so I will jokingly blame all of it on you to get this thread started in a better way.

F U Clock

I honestly never saw them. None of my roommates did either, despite five of them being home at the time and two being awake. Retards.

zl

So what sort of information was on your laptop? Did you lose any important .flas?

F U Clock

I lost a Flash movie I'd put a good many hours into. Aaand I'll never remake it. I'll see if Adrenaline can scare up the preview file I sent him so I can show it to everyone and dream of what could have been.

F U Clock

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Of course I do! It's classic. No one understands that that's what I'm really named for.

And that damned avatar of yours gets me every time. I'm like, tits! Oh wait...

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FlossClock

Some friends of mine just got jacked! The robbers took their laptop and "Call Of Duty 4". Passing up the HDTV, the Xbox 360, and 12 guns (some being worth $1000+). That's some good robbing :/

Loki Clock

What kind of mixer was it? Old?

Solenoidclock

Shoot. Perhaps you will luck out and they'll get busted. It's impossible to totally wipe a hard drive, so if it shows up for pawn I'm at least you can get you movie back.

I'd bet pawn. What else are they going to do with a massive mixer and guitar pedals? Form a band?
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FlossClock

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1360053What else are they going to do with a massive mixer and guitar pedals? Form a band?

Warden Pepper's Lonely Crooks Club Band

splatter

Quote from: F U Clock;1359998None of my roommates did either, despite five of them being home at the time and two being awake. Retards.
What the fuck kind of roommates do you have, F U? ...and what's to say they didn't steal your shit and sell it?
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BlackberryClock

Yeah, it sounds like your roommates were the crack heads if they didn't notice anything. Sorry dude.

TequilaClock

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1360090Yeah, it sounds like your roommates were the crack heads if they didn't notice anything. Sorry dude.
This is actually a good point.

Bigglesnoots

wait, are they roommates as in, they were in the actual room where stuff was stolen?
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beebles

sounds like your massive biceps couldnt save you this time