You could dictate the next great American novel, make a telephone call, and make sweet sweet sweet love.

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I don't think that's conducive to typing

That's what makes it so nasty.

If I were her I would have 2 day jobs at once

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i have those same speakers

Nobody wants to think about speakers. Unless it's having sex with those speakers. Speaker fuck mmmmnnnnnn I'd fuck it.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1365650Nobody wants to think about speakers. Unless it's having sex with those speakers. Speaker fuck mmmmnnnnnn I'd fuck it.

ya that'd hurt

i think this dude is into some sick shit

I also have a thing for amputees.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1365657I also have a thing for amputees.

You know whats funny about that? I made a joke about that once Freshman year, and then Junior year I was hanging out with this chick and she told me heard from a few people I loved fucking chicks with no arms or legs.

It was funny, but also pretty interesting. I wonder how exactly that joked escalated and how many people talked about it.


Also.
You like fucking amps and amputees isn't that funny aby!

In all seriousness I would so fuck an amputee.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1365664In all seriousness I would so fuck an amputee.

Ya, it'd be alright, I just might not like how the nubs feel.

upside is haha ya CANT DO SHIT