So I was packing up from my stay at Choir Camp, when I open a door on the closet cabinet. I had noticed it wasn't a sturdy piece of furniture in the first place but what I hadn't realized was that only one measly loose screw was holding the "30 lbs" piece of wood in place. Being the careless bloke I am; I yanked on it with all my might causing a nice smooth fall onto the side of my right foot. Now I've had problems with pain in my right leg for about half a year now, and going on with physical therapy, but now I couldn't (and still can't) put any sort of pressure on my right leg/foot without yelping for my mother. It wasn't that bad, laying down with my foot elevated and some ice (I first assumed I broke my foot but its later just to be found out to be some ridiculous bruise), THEN out of no where a foot cramp. Oh so here I sit unpacked 30 minutes from missing my Choir Concert I spent $600 to practice for and I have no way to get there, I missed the dress rehearsals and hadn't had a clue what to do. So with a quick blast of brain power I kicked my head on through my problems to the point were here I sit. Just with in the past 20 minutes or so my 12 hour foot cramp stopped.

ClockCrew I think the moral of this story is, FUCK YOU WOOD!

Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1367216what kind of wood

the big heavy painful door shaped wood brown kind

I pity the fool.
Unfortunately you are the fool here.

What a pity.

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1367227I pity the fool.
Unfortunately you are the fool here.

What a pity.

My name is UnrealClock.

Quote from: Unreal Maddox;1367228My name is UnrealClock.

Well right now your name is the fool.
You are a pity.

Be glad, now you have the attention of Mr. T and have a song written about you by the beatles.

Choir Camp

Choir Camp

Flashbacks of American Pie 4: Band Camp appear to me now

choir

Quote from: Unreal Maddox;1367223the big heavy painful door shaped wood brown kind

That's an odd penis

cut it off

cut it off

cut it off
:bandwagon

now theres blood coming out of the stump

cut the blood off

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367543cut the blood off

I can't the cutting utensil just flips right on through the blood and it keeps coming out.

Also hello guys