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July 20, 2008, 04:11:54 AM
Just got a DUI.  My dad wasn't too happy about it and tried to cut off my thumb because of it.  Lets do sex.
ass whore

Steve

#1
July 20, 2008, 04:33:37 AM
soup >=(

CaramelAppleClock

#2
July 20, 2008, 05:07:13 AM
give me comic award plz

iPodClock

#3
July 20, 2008, 05:47:37 AM
DUI?

oh right got it
max signature height is 250px not 431, bro.

Slurpee

#4
July 20, 2008, 05:49:51 AM
poopclock lol

PowerGloveClock

#5
July 20, 2008, 08:10:05 AM
that sucks
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#6
July 20, 2008, 09:08:01 AM
how would cutting off your thumb help anything?

not being able to hold a beer?
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

CaulkClock

#7
July 20, 2008, 09:14:29 AM
Quote from: Maddox;1367377how would cutting off your thumb help anything?

not being able to hold a beer?
Obviously his dad was trying to give him four fingers. As anyone knows, cartoon characters only have four fingers. As a cartoon he could smash into anything and/or anyone and there'd be no repercussions.

Loki Clock

#8
July 20, 2008, 09:16:41 AM
Quote from: Dr. Horrible;1367381Obviously his dad was trying to give him four fingers. As anyone knows, cartoon characters only have four fingers. As a cartoon he could smash into anything and/or anyone and there'd be no repercussions.

Doin' this to mah babies.

Soup Clock

#9
July 20, 2008, 10:21:48 AM
Honestly, I'm not sure why cutting off my thumb would help.  It really hurts though and I can't bend it at all.
ass whore

ChocolateCoffin

#10
July 20, 2008, 10:24:01 AM
Soup you're an idiot for drunk driving, you've bragged about it before, you should stop before you kill someone.

Bigglesnoots

#11
July 20, 2008, 10:49:39 AM
Quote from: ChocolateCoffin;1367397Soup you're an idiot for drunk driving, you've bragged about it before, you should stop before you kill someone.
he's trying to say that you're free to kill yourself anytime!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Soup Clock

#12
July 20, 2008, 11:08:28 AM
Quote from: ChocolateCoffin;1367397Soup you're an idiot for drunk driving, you've bragged about it before, you should stop before you kill someone.

Didn't exactly brag before, I realize I'm an idiot.
ass whore

FlossClock

#13
July 20, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
Keep drunk driving, it's the crime of champions!

ToyotaClock

#14
July 20, 2008, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Floss;1367638Keep drunk driving, it's the crime of champions!

i think you mean the crime of legends

PropagandaClock

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July 20, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
all the cool guys are doing it
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FlossClock

#16
July 20, 2008, 03:35:26 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1367659i think you mean the crime of legends

Do the math.

Driving is cool.

Drinking is cool.

Cool+cool=champion of Fonzy like proportions.

Now if Soup could smoke at the same time, we'd really have something!

HeinekenClock

#17
July 20, 2008, 03:35:51 PM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1367661all the cool guys are doing it
I feel bad for it but I laughed my ass off at this video.

patriotclock

#18
July 20, 2008, 04:16:00 PM
Great this guy again:rolleyes:

rockstar

#19
July 20, 2008, 04:46:09 PM
Is there an officer problem?
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