As you all know, our fellow UnrealClock's right foot suffered a massive injury from a 15 kilo slab of wood (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=77297). He states that his foot cramp is gone but we all know it's getting worse and he doesn't want us to worry.

What we have in mind is a trip to Unreal's local butcher and have his right leg amputated to the knee just to make sure he's out of any danger, THEN gather enough wood chips to make him a peg leg he can be proud of. The wood chips will be glued together using some of our members' finest sperm.

The peg leg will be engraved with the names of those who donated for this noble cause. Our progress bar below will keep track of the total amount of wood collected.

Remember that it could've been you there at Choir Camp and please help a fellow clock before he doesn't end up like this: . On behalf of UnrealClock, thank you for your support.


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i will donate my sperm for this noble cause.

i Will donate 1 Penny, some tape and an iPod Case.

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367577Remember that it could've been you there at Choir Camp and please help a fellow clock before he doesn't end up like this: . On behalf of UnrealClock, thank you for your support.


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Whoa whoa whoa, I could still get a pair of bionic legs, it's just that you never loved me enough to send me enough metal shavings, semen and a guy who can patch those together with some high-end technology.

I had to get them from the fucking Lock Legion and now they're engraved with shit like "These things are so kawaii" and "I'm sorry I sucked your dick while you were in a chemical narcosis".

I did not see any HEINEKENS BIONIC LEG DONATION THREAD thread while I was around/

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367626I did not see any HEINEKENS BIONIC LEG DONATION THREAD thread while I was around/

Starting one for yourself is so lame, it's like birthday threads.

It's not for myself it's for Unreal god damn it

He will look so grand

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367630It's not for myself it's for Unreal god damn it

That's what i said

I will donate SCIENCE to this cause