I got a call from my girlfriend today, and she told me that she had mono. She started showing symptoms about 3 days ago, and now a doctor has confirmed her of having it. Even though we haven't hung out or kissed or anything in about 2 weeks, will I still get that shit? If I do, I'm smackin a bitch.





Better than an std anyway, amirite?


Oh darn, i spelled it wrong on the title, oh well.

I think the bigger problem is that you haven't hung out with or kissed your girlfriend in 2 weeks.

Quote from: Souper Mod;1370907I think the bigger problem is that you haven't hung out with or kissed your girlfriend in 2 weeks.

Football camp for me one week, then the next week she went to her dads house.

Kill the bitch

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1370909Kill the bitch

I might have too if I have to miss football or wrestling. I payed 75 bucks to go to damn football camp, I better get to play.

Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1370908Football camp for me one week, then the next week she went to her dads house.

Have unprotected sex with her, then be like "Bitch we through." Then throw a handful of nickels at her face and be like "And there's your child support you diseased cunt.".

Problem solved.

Quote from: Floss;1370913Have unprotected sex with her, then be like "Bitch we through." Then throw a handful of nickels at her face and be like "And there's your child support you diseased cunt.".

Problem solved.

A plan perhaps!

Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1370905I got a call from my girlfriend today, and she told me that she had mono. She started showing symptoms about 3 days ago, and now a doctor has confirmed her of having it. Even though we haven't hung out or kissed or anything in about 2 weeks, will I still get that shit? If I do, I'm smackin a bitch.





Better than an std anyway, amirite?


Oh darn, i spelled it wrong on the title, oh well.

yea about the mono... tell her im sorry

Quote from: PatriotClock;1370924yea about the mono... tell her im sorry

Oh, you rascal, you!

Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1370925Oh, you rascal, you!

thought you said "she got homo" and you thought you might've caught it...
I was sadly disappointed

Silly Propoganda! You can only catch homo from GodClock!

Quote from: Jam;1370966Silly Propoganda! You can only catch homo from GodClock!

Is he really gay? I mean I was not here when he started the whole thing so I don't know if it's a joke or not

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1370968Is he really gay?

is flounderman really a child molester?
does the pope shit in the woods?

Quote from: Maddox;1370970is flounderman really a child molester?
does the pope shit in the woods?

No?

she kissed an other guy, probably cause she was sick of waiting for you while you where at gay ass football camp.

kill'er with fire!!:rock:

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1370968Is he really gay?

Is triangle getting bald?

Quote from: DWARFINATORClock;1370976No?

you mean
yes!!