Listen,
I have 400 9mm luger bullets but I don't have a gun.
I am attempting to shoot myself but turns out I have no idea how
to shoot myself with a bullet without a gun.

(the bullet has to hit me)

I am serious and I am really pissed off because my parents cought
me stealing 230 mg Codeine and they think I use narcotics
andways and adifjadsfi ajfisdajfijaw roij
and lots of shit whateverrrrrrrr aalbadsf
and this hapnes osdakdsfall the timeansufdadfadafuj
adfijiafsisadf whatever it doesn't matter

just tell me

you take all the Codeine and then you just throw the bullet at yourself

heating it or putting it under a strong current might work, though it might be easier to just jump infront of a train.

First let me ask... Do you have a gun?

which one do you have? :

You have to curve the bullet

I bet if you eat enough of em it'll kill ya.

yeah just put them all upright in a puddle of gas and light it, and bend your head over it.
or scrape the lead off of the points, mix it with some milk and drink it. I don't know how long it takes for lead poisoning to kill you though.
or buy a gun

OR JUST GET OVER IT YOU PUSSY, IT'S CALLED LIFE

Am I allowed to... give him a link?

get a loan use it to buy gun.

not like you're gonna need to pay the loan back.

the clock crew really helps members in need.

put a bullet upright on the edge of a table AND SLAM YOUR HEAD RIGHT ONTO IT

Flick 'em.

no wait

this is all a riddle!
but I found the answer!


YOU HAVE TO BITE THE BULLET




hahahaha I'm so funny

also, table vice + hammer

i was gonna post a .gif for pirate when all those japanese students hold hands and jump infront of a train and it causes a huge stream of blood but i lost it.

somebody find it me

probably here some where: http://jj.am/gallery/v/AnimatedHorrors/

Quote from: HandBanana;1372169probably here some where: http://jj.am/gallery/v/AnimatedHorrors/

Dats where i'm lookin', can't even find anything relatively jap.

Put it in your butt.

But no really, don't kill yourself buddy ):