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So I'm thinking about fingering myself...

Farted by TorchClock, July 27, 2008, 08:57:04 PM

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Quote from: CraisinClock;1372476Riley from Boondocks says it after any two male characters hug or say something gay.
EW THESE NIGGAS IS STILL KISSIN'!

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Insomnia

Quote from: TORCHIC;1372418Pros and cons? :sherlock:

Do it faggot

"brb going to moon"

crock pot pot roadt

pros: chance of becoming gay
cons: chance of becoming gay

PropagandaClock

Quote from: CraisinClock;1372444nigga u gay
Pros: Youll be gay
Cons: Youll be a fag
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TorchClock

UPDATE

I didn't have any lube left.

Should I do it lubefree, go buy lube, or go make my own out of jalepino peppers or anything else?

salt

Ission I think I have a new found love for you.
hej.

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TruncheonClock

I say you should fist your ass instead
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Biblo

make sure your fingernails are well trimmed first

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PowerGloveClock

let your finger nails grow really long first then make a lube out of mercury, lemon juice, salt, and broken glass.
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Bigglesnoots

Quote from: TORCHIC;1372675UPDATE
well okay if you really want me to help you
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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Maddox;1372722well okay if you really want me to help you
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Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

DWARFINATORclock

I heard nair is great lube for fingering your ass.

LuxenbergClock

QuoteBob awesome

OcarinaClock

APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
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INoodleClock

Stick your arm inside a cat's rectum until it goes numb, then figer out your eye-sockets and it'll feel like the cat's doing it.

OcarinaClock

As for lube, lick your whole finger and shove it up.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: OcarinaClock;1372766As for lube, lick your whole finger and shove it up.
no use my recipe
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.