I'm going to change my race into Asian. They have the best chicks and they pwn other people with their awesome kung fu shit.

See you when I become an Asian.

All Asians look the same.

you are asian

lolno

my brain just exploded

Pretty funny, right.

Quote from: MineralWaterClock;6667451. I hate being Asian.
2. I always think I'm short.
3. I hate myself.
4. I saw my parents having sex countless times.
5. I still remember watching porn with my parents/family when I was 5 years old.
6. I don't like Asian girls despite being surrounded by them, because they have dark coloured nipples...yuck.
7. I like tall girls.
8. I only listen to english songs despite being brought up as a Chinese.
9. I think of migrating in the near future.
10. I love video games very much.
11. I'm a virgin.
12. I cry when I'm angry, and I have no idea why.
13. My car hit against another parked car in the parking lot while reversing my car out from the parking box and I drove my car away.
14. I read my younger sister's diary and I'm pissed that she got to have sex much earlier than me.
15. I shake my legs a lot.
16. I don't have facial hair.
17. I wank.
18. My mom caught me wanking twice.
19. I searched my parents cupboard and found porn mags and CDs and I always take them out to watch when I'm home alone.
20. I'm 20 by June this year.

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Black people always make lemonade out of lemons. You should try that sometime. Take Jesse Owens. He won the heart of the Clock Crew's parental role model

Quote from: ChimeClock;1374680lolno

lolyes

Change to a Tauren

Foor de Huurde

You wont do it.

Quote from: Maddox;1374676you are asian

So the operation was a success?