Dear Robert,

Stop being such an asshole to Silly Putty. It's not his fault he's I'm a edgy teen.

Also pick up some Mt. Dew at the store today. I just drank the last of the juice in the fridge. I think we're also out of yogurt.

Love Robert.

Dear Zenon,

Know when to stop.

-Zenon

Edit:
[AKA: HeinekenClock] [What?] #22
^ wtf

Quote from: ArgoonKlok;1376050Dear Archon

You must construct additional pylons.

Love, Archon.

hahaha

Lius

you Suck hard cocks

With love
Luis

PS: get back to Work nigger

dear bobber

why the hell is your angry letter in the love letter topic

bobber

Dear Pin

Inside the included package is 100 pages of Child Porn. I have just called the FBI.

Fuck you,
Pin

Quote from: Shigeru Miyamoto;1376461Dear Pin

Inside the included package is 100 pages of Child Porn. I have just called the FBI.

Fuck you,
Pin

Haha

Dear Vitor,
Fuck you. You're a fat sack of shit that needs to exercise more. You do nothing all day but going to shitty websites, whacking off, and talking to internet friends that you don't even know. And stop being such a fucking pussy and live a little.
Love, Vitor
P.S: And stop eating Burger King you fat fuck.

Quote from: THORCLOCKTHORCLOCKTHORCLO;1376057Stop being such an asshole to Silly Putty. It's not his fault he's I'm a edgy teen.

Stephanie-

I fucking hate your asthma. Forget your inhaler one day and die.

Fuck you.
Stephanie

My Dearest Joey,

You have a problem. You need help. Solitaire may seem like a harmless way to pass the time, but you've taken things too far. You open it almost immediately when you're at your computer, and you spend far more time in it than other applications such as Firefox or iTunes. The fact that you just woke up at midnight, dizzy as hell, and your chosen activity was to sit down and play more solitaire is very telling. You have a problem. You need help. I am here for you.

Always and forever,

Yourself