Hello there, i am (name here), and i am here to become a ful-fledged member of the clock crew. I currently have (put programs here), i plan on being (clockname goes here) during my stay.

Here is my clock design; (insert picture here)
I enjoy (Insert personal interests here)
I know (insert some clocks here the guy knows)

i plan on (insert plans here)

(prepare to suck dick here)

(insert insult here)

Quote from: Notoorjus;1376566(insert insult here)

(Admonishment)