So It was coming up around 7:00 PM earlier, and I was too exhausted to make a decent dinner. I decided on driving down to the New Red Robin in my area as I've never eaten at a Red Robin before.

I walked in and asked for a table, but there were no tables available so I got one of those little blinking coaster things that bothers you when a spot opens up. I fiddled about at the arcade for a few minutes, then got bored and thought I'd see how the restaurant was decorated.

This is when things got weird. Every single table and booth in had exactly four old women sitting in it. Not a woman that looked below the age of 45 in sight, and no men whatsoever. If that isn't weird enough every single one of these old women was wearing a different kind of extravagant red hat. Some of them were top hats, most had feathers, and some looked Victorian in origin. All other clothes, dresses, jackets etc were purple. They all looked to be drinking tea. None of the tables talked to eachother. Hardly any had their food yet.

Then I saw a flash of pink. Little girls in pink hats and lavender pleated skirts were running about underneath the tables, giggling and trying to hide. One, looking to be about fifteen, scooted along the back of a line of booths and crouched right next to me. She was blonde, and wore a short-brimmed pink baseball cap with a lavender jumper. "You shouldn't be in here," She said "They don't like it when people get curious"

At that I nodded, left my CoasterCall on a change machine and sped off in my car.

They are called the Red Hat ladies

http://www.redhatsociety.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hat_Society

Edit: fuk u gaytriot

Are they sinister? Also Triangle I seriously considered doing that but I had a feeling that If I got anywhere near the children a team of Big Daddies would smash through a wall and the old women would pull hooks and start climbing on the ceiling.

They do Old Lady things

LIKE EATING AT RED ROBIN

Quote from: PatriotClock;1385086They do Old Lady things

LIKE EATING AT RED ROBIN

That's popular with old women? I couldn't tell with their commercials offering blue cheese and onion-ring smothered burgers and all. I thought Luby's was more for old women.

Solenoid is really an old lady and he isn't aware.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1385092Solenoid is really an old lady and he isn't aware.

Don't mess with me like that Tequila dementia can do that you know.

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1385093Don't mess with me like that Tequila dementia can do that you know.

You should have cleared a table using your fists
Like a man

Red hats?
Sounds like the Mythic Dawn to me

Quote from: ANGEL SUMMONER;1385112Red hats?
Sounds like the Mythic Dawn to me

FOR LORD DAGON!

Those kids were actually daedra

Shock attacks are most effective btw Solenoid

Stab them with Umbra and capture their souls in gems.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1385252the last 5 posts above this one make absolutely no sense

Some are Bioshock and some are I don't know what the fuck

'You shouldn't be in here." She said.
"They don't like it when people get... curious."

At which point I tried to turn away, but couldn't. My feet were firmly rooted in place. The little girl's blank stare pierced through my skull. She lifted a finger, aimed at me, and her mouth opened to bring forth a deafening, raspy screech.

Then all went dark. Dark and red.. with frills and onion rings.

He had black cropped hair, and wore a blue suit and held a black briefcase. "You shouldn't be in here," he said "forget about all of this"

Quote from: ANGEL SUMMONER;1385295He had black cropped hair, and wore a blue suit and held a black briefcase. "You shouldn't be in here," he said "forget about all of this"

that makes me want to go play half life

I saw some of these at a restaurant once. They started coming in when I was already there, so I paid and left quickly as not to get involved in their conspiracy.

EDIT: Also, That picture above this post makes me want to go play half life, which I will most likely do.