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Attention assholes who think the olympics are real

Farted by AbsintheClock, August 23, 2008, 04:47:17 PM

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Heliopios

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1388118:(



Just because someone other than you gets gold doesnt mean its rigged
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Biblo

Quote from: Cosmo Penopolis;1388120Just because someone other than you gets gold doesnt mean its rigged

SOMEONE'S OFFENDED

AbsintheClock

If there's not a single African country that won a track and field event I call bullshit. I've seen enough Boston Marathons in my lifetime to know those Kenyans can run faster than you can bike.

Heliopios

Just because they're slow doesnt mean it's rigged


they just had a shit pick these four years.


I haven't followed track this year but I assume some black guy won from some random country that isn't predominantly black.
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Heliopios

The only thing i thought was bullshit were the swimming judges


Fuck those little twelve year old cunts who get 110s even after fucking up and slipping off the board and flying across the pool.
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AbsintheClock

1.    United States    United States       2:55.39       Gold    OR
2.    Bahamas    Bahamas       2:58.03       Silver
3.    Russian Fed    Russian Fed       2:58.06       Bronze

I call bullshit. Besides no real athlete would compete in a polluted fascist commie shit hole like China anyhow. They're too busy making dollar store toys and eating dogs.

On another note China is using underage kids pumped on hormones, and probably hopped up on some synthetic form of ibogane.

TequilaClock


Heliopios

If it makes you feel better the US was disqualified in the relays
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AbsintheClock



This guy won the swim meet.

Quote from: Cosmo Penopolis;1388130If it makes you feel better the US was disqualified in the relays

I'm not anti-american. I'm anti bullshit sporting event and against helping the chinese economy. Fuck them.

Heliopios

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AbsintheClock


TequilaClock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1388132

This guy won the swim meet.
Are you sure the pool wasn't really a cascade?

Steve


RomanClock

Normally, the USA would have ALL the medals!!! But NOOOOO! How much more proof do you need?
lemayo lol :soups:

AbsintheClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1388136Are you sure the pool wasn't really a cascade?

He won because he was the only one who could fit in the pool.

Quote from: RomanClock;1388138Normally, the USA would have ALL the medals!!! But NOOOOO!

Of course. We have more WMD's than any other country in the world. USA USA USA!

TequilaClock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1388139He won because he was the only one who could fit in the pool.
Touché.

RomanClock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1388139Of course. We have more WMD's than any other country in the world. USA USA USA!

Because we have LAZORZ!!!!
lemayo lol :soups:

DWARFINATORclock


RomanClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORClock;1388156CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Nuh uh, no way man, deese is REAL FACTOIDS
lemayo lol :soups: