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I'm going to murder flash mx's GOD. DAMNED. audio compressor.

Farted by Slurpee, August 24, 2008, 11:31:07 AM

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Slurpee

Why the fuck does every level of compression have the exact same "recorded inside a lump of dog shit" quality except the one that increases the filesize of the mp3 by 125%? Wanting a 900 kb mp3 to sound like it's supposed to fucking sound shouldn't entail a 2 megabyte increase in filesize. It should at the very fucking worst be a 900 kb increase in filesize. Two megs doesn't even make sense. Is that some kind of draconian punishment for caring what my movie sounds like using such a piece of shit animation program? Why would there even be an option to increase the quality 125 percent when that's fucking impossible?

WELL FUCK IT. NEWGROUNDS GETS A HUGE FUCKING .SWF FILE. THAT'S ALL THAT CHANGES. YOU HAVEN'T WON, FLASH. DO YOU HEAR ME? MY MOVIE WILL ROCK AND I WILL DRAG YOU KICKING AND SCREAMING THROUGH EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF THE CREATION PROCESS UNTIL WE'VE CHURNED OUT A GODDAMNED MASTERPIECE. HERE WE GO ARE YOU READY FOR THISSSS HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU.




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DigitalLemonClock

this is why broadband exists

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YoYoClock


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Loki Clock

Just use the Raw compression instead of the mp3 compression. Should work if your audio is already compressed, right? I think the mp3 compression setting basically compresses wavs and aiffs you imported to the library when exporting the flash, and using it for mp3s would be compressing it twice.

Heliopios

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billiardball-1

Hahaha, you're not supposed to import mp3s into flash. Use .wavs.

catclock

Haha that little rant at the end made me giggle I love you dude ^w^!

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joliet_jane

Sometimes I wonder if spending so much money on Flash 8 was worth it when I already had Flash MX.

Thanks for reminding me that it was.

TequilaClock

Quote from: UbuntuTimeKeepingDevice;1388719Hahaha, you're not supposed to import mp3s into flash. Use .wavs.
wait wouldnt it be the other way around as wavs are like 4 times bigger?

AMPEEEM

Quote from: UbuntuTimeKeepingDevice;1388719Hahaha, you're not supposed to import mp3s into flash. Use .wavs.

hahahaha god slurpee your a dumb ass!!! hahahahahahaha

GreyClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1388818wait wouldnt it be the other way around as wavs are like 4 times bigger?
No.

The Spoiler

Quote from: TequilaClock;1388818wait wouldnt it be the other way around as wavs are like 4 times bigger?

At least for Speakonia-generated files, on average it compresses to about 1/8th original size. Even if it started out 4 times bigger, that would still be good.

Kidney BeanClock

Every feature of flash having to do with sound is complete and utter shit.


SpongeClock SquarePants

i just spent 2 hours searching for a way to make my fscommand work in order to open a pdf file from within flash.... turns out it didnt work because of some shit change in flash projector....

gee thx adobe for telling me this


http://www.northcode.com/blog.php/2007/08/14/FSCommand-EXEC-is-Broken-in-Flash-CS3


this is now the flashbashing topic

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CaulkClock

Quote from: SCSP;1388877this is now the flashbashing topic
Although i'm used to it now, CS3 was a damn mindfuck compared to 8. OH FUCK EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED SHIIIT.

Also from time to time certain windows become blank, clicking the window brings it "back into focus". Minor annoyance, but still an annoyance.

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: CaulkClock;1388906Although i'm used to it now, CS3 was a damn mindfuck compared to 8. OH FUCK EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED SHIIIT.

Also from time to time certain windows become blank, clicking the window brings it "back into focus". Minor annoyance, but still an annoyance.

the windows becoming blank is a thing ive noticed as well. other than that ive had no major quarell with cs3. except for indesign.

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