Texas saved from hurricane thanks to massive mass of dirt in south

TequilaClock · August 27, 2008, 04:48:11 PM

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Phew!

WiiClock · August 27, 2008, 04:54:15 PM

oh good i'm not going to die now

Mashed Potato Johnson · August 27, 2008, 09:48:19 PM

haha

RomanClock · August 27, 2008, 10:04:24 PM

The Onion portraits the American news media how it SHOULD be!

Flounderpa · August 27, 2008, 10:57:40 PM

I feel ofended

MasterClock · August 27, 2008, 11:19:40 PM

I love The Onion.

Slurpee · August 28, 2008, 08:03:26 AM

It's pretty amazing that The Onion still hasn't stopped being funny.

CaulkClock · August 28, 2008, 10:31:22 AM

"Texas emergency workers given three-day weekend"

Teehee, love The Onion. So many of these pop up on mu Subscriptions, they never stop. My giant hat is off to them

salt · August 28, 2008, 11:18:02 AM

Hey does anyone know what that big massive dirt thing in South's actually called?

AstronautClock · August 28, 2008, 11:28:58 AM

lol mexico, big pile of dirt.

Heliopios · August 28, 2008, 11:34:14 AM

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                                       how can the people on the news be so cruel. poor mexicans... these people should be taken off the air!!

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Texas saved from hurricane thanks to massive mass of dirt in south