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My review of the new Clone Wars movie.

Farted by AC Slater, September 01, 2008, 08:13:20 PM

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AC Slater

Utter. Shit. My parents dragged me to go see it since my little brother wanted to (he hasn't even seen any of the other ones I don't think). Anyhow, right off the bat it started out horrible. The plot line was so lame and unexciting. The dialogue was the cheesiest thing ever. I think they said the word "Stinky" over 100 times in one scene. They overused the same phrases numerous times. I don't think they had ANY of the same actors from the actual movie in it and just about all of the actors were terrible. Also, the walk cycles they animated looked very robotic and some times skipped. Lip-syncing was pretty bad as well.

However, there were some good parts (barely). Some of the droid dialogue was actually pretty humorous. Whoever the guy was that played the character "Rex" was probably the best actor they had (still not saying much). Some of the backgrounds actually looked prettier than the characters themselves. I think that's all I can really say was good about the movie.

Overall, I give this movie a 3.5 out of 10. It wasn't as big of a disappointment as I thought it was going to be, but it was still pretty bad. Don't go out to see this movie, even if you're a huge Star Wars nut. It will only break your heart to watch this.

TremcladClock

No surprises there. The universally-poor reception of the film should be enough to derail the prospective television series that it was intended to advertise, at least.


TequilaClock

Moral. Lucas, Star Wars is fucking dead. Now, make a new Monkey Island.

Munglai

Quote from: Mung Daal;1393456Moral. Lucas, Star Wars is fucking dead. Now, make a new Monkey Island.

that won't happen until George Lucas dies because he's fucking mental

TremcladClock

Quote from: Munglai;1393493that won't happen until George Lucas dies because he's fucking mental

He's more inclined to continue making family films, as he's evidently wanted to be the next Jim Henson since the introduction of ewoks.


poopbutt

Listen why wont Lucas stop remaking the movies is I'm a edgy teen its worse than G4 remaking spaceballs into animation really it's dead all to say these nerds are retards with it.
Quote from: Sean Connery;1479838Horsemen, whore like your mother and semen

Biblo

yeah it's pretty fucking terrible alright. some of the droid dialogue was humorous i guess but would unthinking machines really be that goofy?? come on!?

TequilaClock

Quote from: TremcladClock;1393500He's more inclined to continue making family films, as he's evidently wanted to be the next Jim Henson since the introduction of ewoks.
A Monkey Island movie then.