You ever brush your teeth, and then really want something to drink. The only problem being everything tastes awful for drinking right after you brush your teeth. Especially orange juice, milk, and sodas of sorts. Water just won't cut it, because then it's like drinking that disgusting mint water that trendy people drink at two dollars a bottle. Who the hell pays two dollars for a bottle of water anyhow besides some asshole like Steve Jobs. By the way what the hell should I get to drink?

I find it helps to let the orange juice sit in your mouth for a minute or so.

I find drinking and THEN brushing your teeth works really well in those kind of situations >w<

Yeah but that's a whole minute of disgusting, and I can't handle that.

Also I suspect it's all the drooling, spitting, and toothpaste that makes me thirsty in the first place.

Go use an Intravenous Drip, and put vodka in it.

Ugh I hate vodka. I decided just to have a cigarette. Now I'm going to go to watch Help! and go to sleep.