My guinea pig's really fat.

My horniest guinea pig I've ever had was when I ended up having 9. Ugh.
The baby one screwed his mom, and his mom's sister.

Quote from: TeddyBear;1393920Obviously he won't be mating with me any time soon.

if the hamster why?

if flux, FUCK YOU

Flux, do something before the guinea pig best you

I cant help but think about what the children would look like.

Quote from: TeddyBear;1393920Obviously he won't be mating with me any time soon.

oh so she's still getting a sex change

Ditch the pheromones and he won't be interested anymore.

Quote from: Chowder;1394115Flux, do something before the guinea pig best you

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Well obviously he's not picky, he just went and tried to seduce my dog.

Also, I'd be scared to know what kind of bastardized "children" would come out.
I'm thinking something like anime cat people, only with less huge eyes and more 3D.

Quote from: TeddyBear;1394146Well obviously he's not picky, he just went and tried to seduce my dog.

Also, I'd be scared to know what kind of bastardized "children" would come out.
I'm thinking something like anime cat people, only with less huge eyes and more 3D.

More on a guinea pig than a cat.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1394157still waiting for answer

She's flux's girl

I dont mean anything bad by that i swear

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1394157still waiting for answer

just got back from chilling with a girl sup clockcrew

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1394157still waiting for answer

Someone had to do it.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1394157still waiting for answer

Ask Flux.

Quote from: TeddyBear;1394183Ask Flux.

You're not allowed to have your own opinions? This sounds like an abusive relationship.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1394185You're not allowed to have your own opinions? This sounds like an abusive relationship.

xD It's not abusive I just don't feel like commenting on my own appearance.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1394177i think the most pathetic thing about this is that you really didnt

That's what your mother said

I think my girlfriend's cat has been doing the same thing to me. Each time I pet her she'll go on the ground and put her butt up in the air and just sit there as if she wants me to do something to her D:

It's scary shit.

Quote from: Mung Daal;1394197That's what your mother said

You two are going to derail the thread at this rate, stop it.

Yeah her cat's in heat, Flux's cat used to do that to everything.