So my guinea pig wants to mate with me.

SnakeClock · September 02, 2008, 04:33:02 PM

I wonder why humans are the only animals that seem to notice that they should be having sex with the things that look like them.

Wait...

TequilaClock · September 02, 2008, 04:34:41 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1394204I wonder why humans are the only animals that seem to notice that they should be having sex with the things that look like them.

Wait...

Squeak squeak

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 04:35:53 PM

Is that the rubber duck vibrator?

Kombucha · September 02, 2008, 04:41:57 PM

Hey remember that one guy\girl on the Sonic Passion forums that said he\she had a Sonic vibrator?

SnakeClock · September 02, 2008, 04:44:47 PM

Quote from: TeddyBear;1394208Is that the rubber duck vibrator?

All I'll say is that a five year old shouldn't use it as a bath toy.

TequilaClock · September 02, 2008, 04:44:49 PM

No, but I remember some comments like "there is something about sonic's cum..."

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 04:48:10 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1394220All I'll say is that a five year old shouldn't use it as a bath toy.

Ahahaha.

I'm so buying one of those for the first female friend of mine to get married.

Kombucha · September 02, 2008, 05:09:29 PM

Yes Tequila is actually Triangle's stepbrother.

screwdriver_clock · September 02, 2008, 05:39:11 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1394220All I'll say is that a five year old shouldn't use it as a bath toy.

!!!

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 06:28:41 PM

Thanks for the few laughs guys, I no longer feel like strangling a bitch!

FluxCapacitorClock · September 02, 2008, 06:38:56 PM

Quote from: Kombucha;1394217Hey remember that one guy\girl on the Sonic Passion forums that said he\she had a Sonic vibrator?

no but i remember the guy/girl that said they would eat sonic's vomit and shit if he asked him/her to

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 06:43:02 PM

Question: would a Sonic vibrator be like fast fast fast or something?
Or is it just blue?

SnakeClock · September 02, 2008, 06:44:03 PM

Quote from: TeddyBear;1394344Question: would a Sonic vibrator be like fast fast fast or something?
Or is it just blue?

Or spiky?

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 07:06:30 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1394345Or spiky?

Oh god!

Beret · September 02, 2008, 08:13:18 PM

rofl

FluxCapacitorClock · September 02, 2008, 08:15:48 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1394345Or spiky?

spiky and spinning rapidly holy fuck

Kombucha · September 02, 2008, 08:18:07 PM

Quote from: Flux;1394337no but i remember the guy/girl that said they would eat sonic's vomit and shit if he asked him/her to

Sounds like swap.avi meets the Sonic Pee Party.

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 08:19:50 PM

Quote from: Flux;1394444spiky and spinning rapidly holy fuck

It also has to have golden ring ribbing on it somewhere.

FluxCapacitorClock · September 02, 2008, 09:04:51 PM

Quote from: TeddyBear;1394453It also has to have golden ring ribbing on it somewhere.

and periodically make a ringing sound

TeddyBear · September 02, 2008, 09:08:58 PM

Quote from: Flux;1394513and periodically make a ringing sound

FUCK YES

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