You must be of working age or smart (usa).

Go guys i need one done by the end of tonight, i'm gonna go work in a steelworks.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1400001maybe explain what the fuck a CV is moron

it's a big fuck off sheet of paper that says hey look i did this shit through school and i've done this work now fucking hire me.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1400001maybe explain what the fuck a CV is moron

you're the moron for not being british

If you've had jobs that lasted weeks or just a few months try not to list 'em, they give the impression that you quit easily. Any recommendation letters from other jobs that talk good about you are a must in your CV.
 
And in any case your paper is pure shit, lacks quality and there's no way you'll get a chance of getting the job with it, you have to impress them in the interview (if there is one), so focus on that if you don't have the best qualifications.

Quote from: weenie roast;1400019cv = resume?

yup

Make sure to jot down any special skills you have near the top, such as speaking a different language

Quote from: YoshiEggClock;1400094Make sure to jot down any special skills you have near the top, such as speaking a different language

Like speaking British, Canadian, and American.

curriculum vitae for all the the dumbasses. Haha i knew clockcrew was uneducated and dumb but this shit just gets better everyday.

say you're in the clockcrew they'll be really impressed

Quote from: SCSP;1400118curriculum vitae for all the the dumbasses. Haha i knew clockcrew was uneducated and dumb but this shit just gets better everyday.

Sigging this

Quote from: SCSP;1400118curriculum vitae for all the the dumbasses. Haha i knew clockcrew was uneducated and dumb but this shit just gets better everyday.

No one
ever
uses that term.

I'm in college so usually you see that sorta latin stuff but not a word. We call them resumes, they sound equally fancy.

Quote from: SCSP;1400118curriculum vitae for all the the dumbasses. Haha i knew clockcrew was uneducated and dumb but this shit just gets better everyday.

I'M SORRY I GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT CULTURE! At least someone can tell the difference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/curriculum_vitae

Quote from: RomanClock;1400184I'M SORRY I GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT CULTURE! At least someone can tell the difference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/curriculum_vitae

"CV" redirects here. For other uses, see CV (disambiguation).

For some reason I thought you were looking for riding tips for Cystrodyne Velocipedes.



I mean, it makes sense for someone who frequents the steelworks. I thought you were trying to finish one building one tonight. The reality of things disappoints me.

Quote from: Joey Jeremiah;1400447"CV" redirects here. For other uses, see CV (disambiguation).

Redirects to RESUME

also:

In the business world, the word résumé (also spelled resumé and resume) is used especially in the United States and in English Canada. Curriculum vitae and "CV" are used in the United Kingdom in all contexts, with résumé having very little currency.

Highly important for people that in this thread that are xenophobic.

Quote from: SCSP;1400118curriculum vitae for all the the dumbasses. Haha i knew clockcrew was uneducated and dumb but this shit just gets better everyday.

Yeah guys what the fuck is this

I had to make one in school for practice and google provided me with all the answers so yeah google it.

Apparently it's good to attached a photograph of yourself on your header - just no cock pics.

I edit mine depending on the job, like the 'interests' you don't want to say "I love burning shit, and dictating to ma fellow countrymen" in an application for Jewish kindergarden-assistant. Keep it all relivant, and interesting to read.

Oh and fancy fonts suck, keep it really plain aside from a little border perhaps.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1400001maybe explain what the fuck a CV is moron

HAHAHA oh man the best part it that you are calling him a moron for not explaining.

I really ought to take a Latin class at a local uni.