ITT we cry like babies about those guys who died



you know the ones i mean




from those towers

we need some heavy metal 9-11 poety

Hi.

WHAT DOES SWAMP THING HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?

No it's not it's 11/9 lolololololololololol

Quote from: FLIPPAAAAYYYYYYYYYY;1400685No it's not it's 11/9 lolololololololololol

Quote from: SockPuppetClock;1400690

Why the long face?

Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeelebrate good times come on!

SUPER HILARIOUS COLLECTION OF 9/11 JOKES:

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"

Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"

The fireman's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"

Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?

Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.

Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a fuck?

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!

Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

hahahaha

i live in space and i will shoot lasers at you

i am the the third plane and i will hunt you down

Quote from: Dr. Johan Krauss;1400697Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Since when are the American government and the entire American Jewish population foreigners?

Quote from: TequilaClock;1400700hahahaha

you're just jealous because mexico doesn't have buildings tall enough to fly planes into.

Quote from: Joey Jeremiah;1400723you're just jealous because mexico doesn't have buildings tall enough to fly planes into.

lol

^ lmao

Quote from: Joey Jeremiah;1400723you're just jealous because mexico doesn't have buildings tall enough to fly planes into.

i laughed because i might be going to mexico for 4 months

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1886280/