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'tis the season.

Farted by ArcticSwirlClock, September 12, 2008, 12:58:10 PM

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ArcticSwirlClock

Yet another hurricane coming tonight.

I'm staying for this one because I think it'll be a pussy like Gustav.

Any ideas for fun things to do if and /when the power goes out?

Also ideas for obtaining a decent meal, GO!


Sombra

Oh and I have like 100 mb worth of survival manuals if you want any.

Edit: Here it is. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A0G5B45L

Any clocks that want it feel free to download. It has 53 PDFs on survival, a lot of it for all kinds of adverse conditions (jungle, extreme cold, desert, shit like that) along with plant/ animal identification charts, emergency water purification guides, cooking recipes, jerky recipes, and a shitton of guides on canning and other ways of preparing food for long term storage.

ArcticSwirlClock

I'll take a couple.

..and as for driving, it's illegal to do so right now, it started at 10 am central time.


TheHeartbreakClock

Just a short list to get you started.

Something to do when the power goes out:

1. Make shadow puppet theater with flashlight, but then put on your production of Pulp Fiction or another violent R rated film.

2. Ponder to yourself is there more rape at the North Pole or the Equator.

3. Practice being blind.
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