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Farted by YoYoClock, September 14, 2008, 02:21:25 PM

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YoYoClock

I recently started playing this game and man do I have so many problems with it, which I must tell you.

The cut scenes last four hours and the storyline is terrible
during the parts where you play desmond, you are so godamn slow

you can't move faster than a very slow walk anywhere in the game without being attacked by guards for being suspicious. There's no point being able to climb the walls coz as soon as a guard see's you, and there are loads, you get everyone attacking you.

well, you might ask, why not engage them in battle.

because the fighting system is terrible. There's a lot of emphasis on timing on your part but it doesnt matter because your opponent will just beat the crap out of you before you can even remember how and when to counter attack. This is worse when there is more than one opponent. Try holding X to perform a strong attack when you've got 6 people slashing your back. and the lock-on system is crap, constantly unlocking and locking back on to other enemies for no reason

This is annoying when quite early on in the game, you have to kill 8 or so ninja blokes, so you can chase your target across the city, being attacked for four hundred city guards. when you inevitably die, you have to do it all again.

On top of all of this, the game play is really really really really repetitive.

It's all a shame really, because if you get the chance between 6 hour cutscenes about genetic memory and being attack by countless people who hate you for riding a horse, it's really fun to jump like a freak about brilliant city's like Jerusalem

gosh darn I was dissapointed

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i liked it


even though it was probably the most repetetive thing i've done in my life
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NintendrCkolc

Assasins creed is a joke of a game.

Anyone with any sort of taste knows this.

shit for brains

I really loved the plot. the gameplay was awsome but the fighting... yeah that was lacking
still I cant wait for the squel

MasterClock

Don't forget the graphical flaws!  I remember watching the cutscene where Altair kills the first major bad guy, there were no blood stains on his clothes where he stabbed him, and the blood effects were simple blurry gradients that tweened and faded out of his body.

It's also really laggy on the PS3 version, but they may have patched that.

miracle fruit

assassins creed gave my grandmother cancer

FlossClock

I really, really liked it. Alot.

BluezombieClock

I don't understand why people hate this game. I found the story quite intriguing, except from the fucked up ending. The gameplay is awesome, i never get sick of jumping and running everywhere and killing everything.

And how can you die man? It's impossible to die! You just have to constantly time your attacks and counters and nobody will ever touch you. You're like a walking slaughterhouse.
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shit for brains

Quote from: MasterClock;1403343Don't forget the graphical flaws!  I remember watching the cutscene where Altair kills the first major bad guy, there were no blood stains on his clothes where he stabbed him, and the blood effects were simple blurry gradients that tweened and faded out of his body.

It's also really laggy on the PS3 version, but they may have patched that.

Dont recall any of it
what amazed me in AC is the genius of the graphic. The blood on the cutscenes was amazingly realistic, and shadows acted so real.

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I enjoyed it
I really did I think it was awesome even though it was repetitive
The story is really cool and I cant wait for Creed 2
Also I lost my save and i want to get the flags so I think im going to finish it again sometime soon

EDIT: You're supposed to use the small blade when you're fighting like 6 people or whatever

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1403616And how can you die man? It's impossible to die! You just have to constantly time your attacks and counters and nobody will ever touch you. You're like a walking slaughterhouse.
:this:

MasterClock

Quote from: Cloaked;1403652Dont recall any of it
what amazed me in AC is the genius of the graphic. The blood on the cutscenes was amazingly realistic, and shadows acted so real.

lol?  When I watched it, Altair's sword was just clipping through his torso with no effects at all.

BunnyClock

It's great to run around rooftops but you have to learn how to perform a running assassination with your tiny knife and also use the throwing knives a lot because they are awesome

FlossClock

Oh also saying the ending sucked is a pretty stupid thing to do. It was announced long before it came out that it would be a trilogy so you really couldn't have expected much of a real ending. Sure, it was the biggest "oh.... ohhhhhh.... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... haha fuck you buy the sequel" kind of ending since Halo 2, but it was a justified and well done one.

BunnyClock

Quote from: Floss;1403785Oh also saying the ending sucked is a pretty stupid thing to do. It was announced long before it came out that it would be a trilogy so you really couldn't have expected much of a real ending. Sure, it was the biggest "oh.... ohhhhhh.... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... haha fuck you buy the sequel" kind of ending since Halo 2, but it was a justified and well done one.

Wut are you doing!!!?

FINISHING THE FIGHT

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GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I love the part where that chick puts her hand near her heart and hides that finger next to the pinky finger that parts cool i wasent expecting that really

ChickenClock

Didn't this game come out like a year ago? You could've read some reviews before buying it.

YoYoClock

didn't buy it. brother borrowed it from a friend, so I win. also I only heard good things about it but I didn't look too far.

besides I cant judge a game on reviews

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BluezombieClock

Quote from: ChickenClock;1403794Didn't this game come out like a year ago? You could've read some reviews before buying it.

I personally never put my heart down too much on reviews.
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shit for brains

Quote from: ChickenClock;1403794Didn't this game come out like a year ago? You could've read some reviews before buying it.

am I the only that only pirate games since 1999?

BunnyClock

Quote from: Cloaked;1403823am I the only that only pirate games since 1999?

Pirating games for a console is lame.