Guns are witchcraft.

Quote from: Doctor Barber;1404642Guns are witchcraft.

Well, duh. How else can you kill someone from so far away and make big noises?!

Quote from: Doctor Barber;1404642Guns are witchcraft.

Well they did call them "wands" in the Harry Potter books.

See, it's things like this that make me wish a spaceship would come along one day and just crush the lot of us like roaches.

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1404704See, it's things like this that make me wish a spaceship would come along one day and just crush the lot of us like roaches.

We've gone far too long without such an event. We're getting soft.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1404708We've gone far too long without such an event. We're getting soft.

Yeah. Isn't it about time those guys came back to pick up their monoliths?

Even the threat of such an event brushing against us might wake us up. There should be a meteor that looks like it's going to hit us but veers off at the last second, after man has learned to love man and shed their petty grievances.

You're not supposed to have an unfair advantage so of course you're not supposed to use witchcraft during a soccer match. That's like praying before a football game. How is the other team supposed to win when you have god on your side?

That's weird.

Quote from: RomanClock;1404654Well, duh. How else can you kill someone from so far away and make big noises?!

By provoking elephants?

That's obviously fiction, just look at the names!

"Most of the dead were children, only two or three were adults," Mpaluku said.

Oh well that's a relief, now they'll never catch aids at least.

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1404755"Most of the dead were children, only two or three were adults," Mpaluku said.

Oh well that's a relief, now they'll never catch aids at least.

I love you, man.

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1404761I love you, man.

i guess that makes you an enormous faggot.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1404980fingers crossed, 22nd will be better!

I'm not optimistic.