I'm a heartbreaker

RabidClock · September 21, 2008, 04:30:28 PM

and a heart taker.

Sorry guys, I'm off the market

Wind-up Clock · September 21, 2008, 04:32:03 PM

Ooh, who's the lucky one?

Or do you just have that to punch people in the face with?

zl · September 21, 2008, 04:33:18 PM

I need to trim my nails

RabidClock · September 21, 2008, 04:34:31 PM

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1408203I need to trim my nails

it's ok sweetie, makes it easier to snort that 8-ball

k0ma · September 21, 2008, 04:35:01 PM

wind up clock - pretty sure thats the ladies hand

Marlin Clock · September 21, 2008, 04:37:15 PM

Quote from: k0ma;1408205wind up clock - pretty sure thats the ladies hand

What if Rabid really likes having good nails? Can't a bearded man be metro?

Sexist.

k0ma · September 21, 2008, 04:38:08 PM

Well, I'd imagine Rabid probably has a bit more callused/worn out hands, due to him being in the military.

HitchhikerClock · September 21, 2008, 04:38:45 PM

Rabid is the sexiest man alive and he chooses to tie himself down
tsk tsk

Heliopios · September 21, 2008, 04:38:48 PM

So you cut some girl's hand off and use it to jerk off?

I would.

Marlin Clock · September 21, 2008, 04:39:24 PM

Quote from: k0ma;1408211Well, I'd imagine Rabid probably has a bit more callused/worn out hands, due to him being in the military.

Jokes.

Can you see them.

Quote from: Heliopios;1408213So you cut some girl's hand off and use it to jerk off?

I would.

It seems he also took the heart. Idno what you'd do with that.

peyoteclock · September 21, 2008, 04:40:36 PM

Quote from: RabidZombieLincoln;1408204it's ok sweetie, makes it easier to snort that 8-ball

lol iwas just going to comment on the coke nail.

RabidClock · September 21, 2008, 04:48:30 PM

Quote from: RabidZombieLincoln;1408199and a heart taker.

Quote from: Heliopios;1408213So you cut some girl's hand off and use it to jerk off?

I would.

and use the blood from the heart for lube

RabidClock · September 21, 2008, 04:49:01 PM

Also, that is not my hand in case there was some confusion there, it's my victim, er fiance's.

k0ma · September 21, 2008, 04:50:03 PM

i win busters

Marlin Clock · September 21, 2008, 04:52:17 PM

Quote from: k0ma;1408237i win busters

Congratulations, you win the honor of Captain Obliviously Obvious.

But for serious, congratulations Rabid. When did you pop the question?

k0ma · September 21, 2008, 04:55:59 PM

you win the award for smallest dick in the WHOLE WORLD you FUCK

DeathBunnyClock · September 21, 2008, 04:58:12 PM

i like rings. they are round

Marlin Clock · September 21, 2008, 04:58:22 PM

Quote from: k0ma;1408247you win the award for smallest dick in the WHOLE WORLD you FUCK

Wow.
Seriously wow, I've honestly never heard that one before and it's a childish as I imagined.

k0ma · September 21, 2008, 05:00:20 PM

penis face

Marlin Clock · September 21, 2008, 05:01:34 PM

Brainchild shut up, this is a happy thread we should all be congratulating Rabid not being childish.

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