basically, i was kissing my girlfriend at school then a teacher comes up to me and is like:
"thats not appropriate behaviour, no one wants to see you kissing" etc
and then i said
"is it coz youre gay?"
and he was all shouting and shit and saying
"what did you say!"
and then i repeated myself.
... what a twat

In conclusion, i dislike gay teachers


(User was banned for this post; Reason: I'm jealous because you're so cool.)

excluded...?

Dear teacher:
 
UR GHEY
 
<3 VolkswagenClock

Quote from: k0ma;1408748excluded...?

expelled? suspended? not allowed to go in to school for a certain amount of time

ah, suspended, then.

how many days?

You're so badass, volkswagen

Quote from: k0ma;1408751ah, suspended, then.

how many days?

i have no idea. a while

Quote from: BunnyClock;1408752You're so badass, volkswagen

i know, back up nigga

next time just fuck her infront of him

Quote from: astronautt;1408755next time just fuck her infront of him

good idea son. i might adopt you

so you kissed a girl and then thought
maybe i should tell clock crew i did this

Quote from: WiiClock;1408757so you kissed a girl and then thought
maybe i should tell clock crew i did this

yeah man. thought it would give some of you guys a boner

oh and school suspensions when i was in 7th grade
a black football team guy tackled me and we got suspended for 3 days each

a guy tackled me
i got suspended

The same happened to me, I was kissing this girl and then this teacher comes p and drags me to his office then he phones my mum and says " I just caught your son kissing a girl!" My mum replied "Call back if you see him kissing a boy" And puts the phone down. Good ol' mum.

lmao

Quote from: Volkswagen;1408746basically, i was kissing my girlfriend at school

I stopped here, since already it's LIES.

Quote from: GamblerClock;1408761The same happened to me, I was kissing this girl and then this teacher comes p and drags me to his office then he phones my mum and says " I just caught your son kissing a girl!" My mum replied "Call back if you see him kissing a boy" And puts the phone down. Good ol' mum.

homophobe mums make me lol in my pants

When I was in 8th grade, I had a loose tooth, so I yanked it out and spit blood all over the walls in the stairwell.  10 days out :3

Quote from: INoodle;1408763I stopped here, since already it's LIES.

lol why dya say that? Just because you haven't wittnessed interaction with a female doesnt mean others haven't

Quote from: Volkswagen;1408767lol why dya say that? Just because you haven't wittnessed interaction with a female doesnt mean other haven't

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

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