Dante watireed in his castal of darkness but he was not sad was angery1 A man was that a demon came to conquer him but it would not be so.
"I have come to delver a massege from a demon" saided a beard man with angry sword. He ripped Dante castla but Dante duck under the sowrd and return the fatal blow.
"Who the demon?" Dante setts down his fists.
"I am only bring message" And the man died with blood attack. Dante was explore for clues in old mansion. Time to rock and roll, his thoughtedhead brightened him.
"Relax your weopns!" Said a demonwoman. Her name hse said was Karrven and she explosioned a fire at him. Dante took his pistals and cracked a awesome lightning and she came to exploding. Dante swoop down with sword but sword broke!
"Naack1! Tatth was my faethers SWORD I MURDER YOU" but she was alsready mudredicd becuse she was un dead ghost spirit of demon working for the great daman mastar Powerloth.
"Good work yuo freed Kravne but now fights you against me!" And it was Simonn Belmont from Castalvania who was turns more evil by Darcula. Too much power so Dante did not have his sword and hads use his gun attack.
"Fire bullet" Dante shoot at Simon and blood his face off. "NO!"
Simon was not free thoug becuss he was under evil powrar too lnog! Dante felt bads about it but tath was his duety. He would make new sword out of a metal and would win triumph over anuther evil agein!he end


MY GOD,ITS BEATIFUL!

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It's a crappy fanfiction by a spoof artist.
His profile:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera

I'll stick to squirrelking, thanks.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1409017I'll stick to squirrelking, thanks.

I see I see.

you SUCK inkblot

My Immortal is superior literature.

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Hooray

I'm crying.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1409043My Immortal is superior literature.

Harry Potter makes a great Goth asshole.

We need another clock crew fundraiser, we'll pay Morgan Freeman to do a dramatic reading of My Immortal and release it as an audiobook.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1409052We need another clock crew fundraiser, we'll pay Morgan Freeman to do a dramatic reading of My Immortal and release it as an audiobook.

Oh Dear Jesus.

That would be most slick, but I don't want bloodyrists666 to think he's a decent person. Though it would be funny if he tried to sue or something.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1409050Harry Potter makes a great Goth asshole.

CRAWLING IN MY HOGWARTS THESE SPELLS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Quote from: Michelle Belanger;1409374You DO realize that this Peter Chimaera is the same guy who wrote DOOM: Repercussions of Evil, right?

As short as that story was I only read the last two lines and I'm kinda glad that I did.


"The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie."

digimon saves the wrold is the best by chimaera ok

Quote from: Michelle Belanger;1409374You DO realize that this Peter Chimaera is the same guy who wrote DOOM: Repercussions of Evil, right?

Oh please, he's obviously you're run of the mill Kilgore Trout imitator, nothing original. Tara Gilesbie is the most individual and exciting new author of our time. A hundred years from now there will be college classes dedicated to studying her work, while chimaera will be forgotten by the ages.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1409395Oh please, he's obviously you're run of the mill Kilgore Trout imitator, nothing original. Tara Gilesbie is the most individual and exciting new author of our time. A hundred years from now there will be college classes dedicated to studying her work, while chimaera will be forgotten by the ages.

popquiz with no googling allowed who is kilgore trout based on.

Quote from: Joey Jeremiah;1409397popquiz with no googling allowed who is kilgore trout based on.

Something Sturgeon

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iam going to save this post it is great