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Farted by SnakeClock, September 26, 2008, 12:59:55 PM

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SnakeClock

Poland doesn't get enough cred.



I mean, come on, check out their funky hats:



And at the outset of World War II, while they were being invaded in 1939, they killed more Nazi soldiers than Britain and the US killed the entire following year! That's badass! Their resistance movement through the rest of the war was also one of the largest of the war and constantly gave the Germans a hard time.

Hmm, what else? They invented perogies:



What else do you know about Poland?

DWARFINATORclock

Poland deserves no cred. If you disagree come to Holland and you will agree.

Solenoidclock

I hear the Polish are like the Megsicans of Europe.
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DiscoBallClock

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1411462The Germans conquered them without firing a shot and Hitler pranced around there town. Let's not lie to ourselves, that's what everyone remembers them for.

Yes, that's true. But what about all the other countries conquered by the Germans? No shots were needed in any of them, Poland's just another case.

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BehemothClock

Their food is ok, their flag sucks, and they got owned by Hitler. That's all I really need to know
Scombridae?

Marlin Clock

Quote from: SnakeClock;1411460Poland doesn't get enough cred.



I mean, come on, check out their funky hats:



And at the outset of World War II, while they were being invaded in 1939, they killed more Nazi soldiers than Britain and the US killed the entire following year! That's badass! Their resistance movement through the rest of the war was also one of the largest of the war and constantly gave the Germans a hard time.
Counting enemy casualties of a country at the front lines to Britain who was fighting an aerial assault on their home country and America who had a resounding 0 KIAs because we were still being pussies is not really a hard thing to win.

But I am part polski, so I do like the place.
Sausage is good :D

Marlin Clock

Poland used to be a large power in Eastern Europe back then didn't it?

SouvlakiClock

QuoteHmm, what else? They invented perogies:
 

 
What else do you know about Poland?

Tha fact that they invented parogies makes them a good country in my book.

WrenchClock

My best friend is Polish :3

shit for brains

I was in Wratzlaw Krakow and Warsaw
polish people are cool and the ladies are hot

 .... mmmm... polish ladies.....

catclock

I'm Polish actually and considered how much we get made fun of I have to say this thread surprised me! >w<

I like alot of the food but alot of it has cabbage in it and it's blehrr

Not that I have anything against cabbage just still. =w=.

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Kodiakclock

i like the word warsaw
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SnakeClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1411461Poland deserves no cred. If you disagree come to Holland and you will agree.

I did the Holland thread a couple weeks ago. I knew they needed cred already.

Though Holland got more owned during World War II by the Nazis. They were able to take over the country with a quarter as many soldiers, though that might just be due to it being smaller.

Though it put up no resistance during that period, some of them even helped the Nazis. The Polish Underground State staged a powerful resistance throughout the war.

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1411462The Germans conquered them without firing a shot and Hitler pranced around there town. Let's not lie to ourselves, that's what everyone remembers them for.

That's a myth. If Germany didn't "fire a shot", how did the Germans amass 66,000 Polish casualties? They took the country by force.

But Poland didn't take that sitting down. They amassed 16,000 German casualties, impressive for a military that was half the size of just the German divisions in that campaign. The Germans used more ammo and manpower to invade Poland than they used to invade France, even though they had roughly the same military.

SilverCherryClock

They're overdue for another invasion, Warsaw is almost rebuilt.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1411502But Poland didn't take that sitting down. They amassed 16,000 German casualties, impressive for a military that was half the size of just the German divisions in that campaign.

Pshh, the USSR practically killed every able-bodied man in Germany

PaperClipClock

i know a polish girl with a moustache...

just sayin'

Marlin Clock

Quote from: PaperClipClock;1411514i know a polish girl with a moustache...

just sayin'
? I've seen italians and germans with one, what's your point?

PaperClipClock

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1411515? I've seen italians and germans with one, what's your point?
LOOK IM JUST SAYIN MAN!

HitchhikerClock

Quote from: SouvlakiClock;1411481Tha fact that they invented parogies makes them a good country in my book.
Same here.
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

HeinekenClock

I'm of Polish descent, but only my first name and a few habits remind of it.

This post just delivered the fatal blow to Poland's respect.