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Farted by Inquisitor, October 11, 2008, 06:01:15 PM

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Inquisitor

Not too long ago, Boston and his family had a wonderful vacation visiting relatives in Europe.



This is Boston. Isn't he the cutest thing?


This is his older sister, Anne. She sure loves that diary, don't she?


There's ol' Papa Boston. Sorry the picture is so blurry, Anne couldn't hold the camera straight (she has an eating disorder).


And here's Mrs. Boston. She just gives up so much for her kids!


This is uncle Ernie. He's got a partnership in a big Massachusetts law firm.


Their first stop was of course to meet relatives on Mrs. Boston's side of the family.


This is cousin McLeary's house, where they family reunion was held.


This is Auntie McLeary getting ready for the festivities. The Bostons were a little early.


The meal started, and everyone was having the time of their lives!


This was when the party was winding down. Boy, some people eat so much that they just pass right out.

Well, sadly they had to depart from their good causins, the McLearys.

It's so hard to see loved ones leave.

Then they were off to spend time with family members on Mr. Boston's relatives, the Wassermans!

Mr. Wasserman was nice enough to greet them at the door and take in their luggage, even though the Bostons had brought very little with them.


Boston thought the Wassermans looked a little thin, so he decided to show them how to do jumping-jacks. Such a considerate boy.


Mrs. Wasserman thought it would be a great idea if they all went to the local amusement park.

But then she saw how long the line was.

So they went to the local pool instead!

But when they were out everyone was dying to get to the showers.

Once the shower business was taken care of, they realised they had a problem on their hands. Some of the relatives that they were supposed to meet were dropped off at the pool by friends. Now they had only one car.

How are you gonna fit that many people into one car?

Thankfully a solution was reached and they all got home safely.


It's just so wonderful to see families coming together!

SnakeClock

What a perfect day.

DEVOCLOCK

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INoodleClock

Hahahaha, that craaaaazy Boston. Will uncle Aye Doulf be visiting later in the year? He's such fun. ^^

EDIT: Linked this on my Facebook.

Loki Clock

I wonder if he has any Azeri relatives? :eek:

DEVOCLOCK

It's a shame cousin jon stewart couldn't make it
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A: we are Clockcrew!
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Roman Collar Clock

Guys.

I hate to break it to you but Boston's reunion didn't happen.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1424230Guys.

I hate to break it to you but Boston's reunion didn't happen.
lies.
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Pissed-on Clock

you should post your phone number so would could do call ins and song requests and such.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Inquisitor;1424252Maybe RomanCollar would like to share some of his family memories :grumpy:
insert KKK pictures here
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Inquisitor;1424252Maybe RomanCollar would like to share some of his family memories :grumpy:

The Geneva Convention has provisions against that.

What else was Boston up to?

poopbutt

For once holocaust pics. wer funny hi five man!
:hi5:. I didn't read the end but if I find it mean I will then cry and send images of jew ditsu to you.
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poopbutt

Quote from: Inquisitor;1424272You mean you didn't want me to show these to everyone? :concerned:



Now we all see!!!! I love that pic so much it's my sig!
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CANNABISCLOCK

the holocaust was a hoax staged by the magic fagit and jews are fucking liars

PowerGloveClock

I thought boston was the magic fagit
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Losperman

Amusement park. Lines. Pool.

Fucking gold.
Sig by {{{Zombie Lincoln}}}


:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

PowerGloveClock

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Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.