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VirusClock · November 28, 2008, 10:34:46 PM

I'm going to have sex for the first time with my girlfriend in about 5 minutes!

WHAT SHOULD I DO CLOCKCREW I UDNNO

SouvlakiClock · November 28, 2008, 10:35:12 PM

anal

DillClock · November 28, 2008, 10:35:51 PM

wank so you mess it up for her

VirusClock · November 28, 2008, 10:36:51 PM

Quote from: Joey 53225;1457960wank so you mess it up for her

Underway!

That Geodude sure helps!

DillClock · November 28, 2008, 10:39:49 PM

Quote from: ClockCrew;1457962Underway!

That Geodude sure helps!

awww yeahhh

SouvlakiClock · November 28, 2008, 10:41:49 PM

your 5 minutes are almost up hurry!!!

Kombucha · November 28, 2008, 10:57:48 PM

Don't drink.

Edit: Oh it appears I'm late.

IvysaurClock · November 28, 2008, 11:23:14 PM

"Fuck virus you make me so hot... oh god... oh godddd"
"WAIT WAIT A SECOND I HAVE TO POST TO THE INTERNET ABOUT THIS"

Fireman · November 28, 2008, 11:48:49 PM

say something about you having an std whilst in the act

Solenoidclock · November 28, 2008, 11:53:14 PM

Get going, and when it starts to get good demand that she remove herself from your penis immediately because you don't want to have sex anymore; if she stays on any longer start crying and whimpering about being raped.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · November 29, 2008, 12:14:50 AM

Pull out, say you're done, and when she turns around hit her right in the face with your manly seed.

Marlin Clock · November 29, 2008, 12:18:27 AM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1458008Pull out, say you're done, and when she turns around hit her right in the face with your manly seed.

That's assuming she isn't on her back in the first place.

Bigglesnoots · November 29, 2008, 04:26:15 AM

congratulations virusclock

Mashed Potato Johnson · November 29, 2008, 04:42:14 AM

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1457996Get going, and when it starts to get good demand that she remove herself from your penis immediately because you don't want to have sex anymore; if she stays on any longer start crying and whimpering about being raped.

haaaaa

Steve · November 29, 2008, 04:46:15 AM

Quote from: Golden Clock;1457987Why you gotta be lying virus. Nobody wants to see that ugly mug, much less what it's attached to!

^^^^ It lacks Claaaaaassssss

NintendrCkolc · November 29, 2008, 08:31:18 AM

god I wish I wouldve made a thread 5 minutes before getting laid my first time.

PirateClock · November 29, 2008, 11:22:17 AM

ask her if it's cool if you videotape it to show your parents.

coalclock · November 29, 2008, 11:46:25 AM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1458008Pull out, say you're done, and when she turns around hit her right in the face with your manly seed.

Nah pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you have cum then hit her in the eye with your spunk and then kick her in the shin.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · November 29, 2008, 01:14:15 PM

Quote from: .cb;1458279Nah pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you have cum then hit her in the eye with your spunk and then kick her in the shin.

Brilliant, virus, go back in time and do these things. Do these things or you lose twenty flounderman++ points. TWENTY.

LuxenbergClock · November 29, 2008, 01:32:09 PM

make a thread about it

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