I saw the original jaws... I was way too young. I believed sharks could get you anywhere that there was water, lakes, rivers, anywhere deep enough... Also, for some reason I believed their top fin was razor sharp, and designed to cut through the bottom of boats.

Quote from: Blue;1470459I saw the original jaws... I was way too young. I believed sharks could get you anywhere that there was water, lakes, rivers, anywhere deep enough... Also, for some reason I believed their top fin was razor sharp, and designed to cut through the bottom of boats.

The same thing happened to me, but with Mars Attacks!

My sister believed that Snuggles lived in each box of detergent, and would go into crying fits when he wasn't.

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1470248While I was learning english, I had trouble saying 'Animals. I would say Aminals constantly.

I used to say Burber King. People laughed at me and I didn't even know why. I later differentiated the G and B sounds.

When I was four, I had the definitions of foreheads and headaches switched around. I could read, though, so that was cool.

Quote from: The Archduke;1470463I used to believe that turned the corner too slowly to get into my bathroom, Jabba the Hut would appear from behind the door and eat me. Only at night though.

I believed something similar, but it was usually a different person each time, like Aunt Petunia from Harry Potter.

Quote from: PeanutButterClock;1470449I was scared to eat gushers because I didn't want my head to turn into a fruit.  That's all I can think of.

hahaha me too

Quote from: SnakeClock;1470488I believed something similar, but it was usually a different person each time, like Aunt Petunia from Harry Potter.

I was always afraid a vampire, deranged Jason-type murderer, or some sort of crazy alien monster would be hiding behind the door of any room that I walked into, unless there were other people in the room who would be able to see it. I hid that fear, though.

I used to think that the character Animal from the Muppet Show was the chosen form of the devil.

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1470501I used to think that the character Animal from the Muppet Show was the chosen form of the devil.

Haha that's awesome.

Oh, yeah. I used to have a crippling fear of chairs when it was dark out. It's based on the desk nightmare and another nightmare where chairs attacked me.
Furnature hates me.

It's still hard for me to be downstairs with the lights off after I turn off the TV and go to bed.

i used to think that whenever i would go up stairs some monster would come to the bottom nd start chasing me so i would always dash up the stairs as fast as i could.

hallways in apartment buildings too...

that's about it.

When I was little, when I laid on my side, I could hear what I thought was footsteps. I thought it was monsters going up my stairs. I later figured out it was just my heartbeat.

I used to read calvin and hobbes, and wished that I could delude myself like that

I wasn't stupid enough to believe anything

I guess I was never stupid enough to do anything exciting...

Quote from: RomanClock;1470532I guess I was never stupid enough to do anything exciting...

tell us some stories about being creationist and going to church!

also, really sneaky roman.

Quote from: Bill Lumbergh;1470533tell us some stories about being creationist and going to church!

also, really sneaky roman.

Wow, you're a jerk. I guess you've been like that forever.
Also I was going to repost it on the next page.

Quote from: RomanClock;1470534Wow, you're a jerk.

I do my best.

Quote from: Bill Lumbergh;1470536I do my best.

Its suspicious how you reply within second of my last post, in both instances.

Quote from: RomanClock;1470538Its suspicious how you reply within second of my last post, in both instances.

that was actually pure coincidence, I was on the front page and saw you posted.