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My sister's dating a Turk and he's killing her

Farted by HeinekenClock, December 20, 2008, 02:42:35 PM

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AbsintheClock

Quote from: DarkNarcoticWolf;1475113you are obviously jealous that your sister's boyfriend is fucking your sister instead of you
 
so the solution would be to fuck her boyfriend

Flawless logic. Do this.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: DarkNarcoticWolf;1475113you are obviously jealous that your sister's boyfriend is fucking your sister instead of you
 
so the solution would be to fuck her boyfriend
:this:
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Poltergeist

Quote from: PatriotClock;1475078so was this one ^

That's it man we're taking this outside

HeinekenClock

Quote from: DarkNarcoticWolf;1475113you are obviously jealous that your sister's boyfriend is fucking your sister instead of you
 
so the solution would be to fuck her boyfriend

Hmmm

TropicanaClock

go upside his head with a tire iron, thats what i'd do..

I cant really give you a serious answer, Like most abusive relationships your sister doesn't want to leave her spouse despite him being a complete scum bag, im sure theres somewhere you can get sound advice

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Heliopios;1475112You're a filthy Turk lover.

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Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

TruncheonClock

Quote from: HeinekenClockand the only reason sometimes he doesn't come when my sister does is because he can't afford public transportation

Hey man, leave the poor guy's monetary worries out of his ejaculation routine.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

salt

the guy with the moustache and the long hair looks like he'd bust out a sword (preferably a scimitar) if i called him a dickhead
hej.

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coalclock

Quote from: salt;1476032the guy with the moustache and the long hair looks like he'd bust out a sword (preferably a scimitar) if i called him a dickhead

Or bust his dick in yo ass!

salt

hej.

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HeinekenClock

Pirate, nothing like a mooiboy. He's just a general turkish dickhead with a golden tooth and a bloempotkapsel.

Flounderpa

When he ask you that he want one of your cigarettes or to burn him a disc just tell him that you won't do it, not in this life, If he is the dickhead that he is suposed to be he will start yelling and cursing and throw some menace at you or your sister, you can record that and send it to the police.
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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1476041Pirate, nothing like a mooiboy. He's just a general turkish dickhead with a golden tooth and a bloempotkapsel.

And you are scared to defend your sister's honor? Fuck you. You are less than dirt.

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WarCorrespondentClock

Just tell him you're Cypriot and he'll melt.

Orangina Clock

she'll hate you but you need to bust her out goddamn
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1516321Oh yeah, you\'re so right. I really don\'t know what to say! That\'s why I got four girls\' phone numbers yesterday, right?
PS: Also, 5 hours of intense frenching ftw

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