I hate christmas!

Thor · December 25, 2008, 04:07:20 AM

I hate Christmas. The happiness and jubilation make me feel sick. The repetitive christmas songs you have to hear for a month straight every year make me want to kill myself. And the cliche christmas cartoons and movies feel like a punch in the nuts.

Fuck you christmas, and fuck you people who love it. I'm going to ruin Christmas if it's the last thing I do! I'm declaring war on christmas, and plan to form a coalition of the willing. I think the people who say "happy holidays" and the Jewish conspiracy might help me out.

I've tied my heart up so it can't grow 3 sizes, and I have the ghost busters on speed dial in case some christmas spirits try to kidnap me. Christmas is doomed.

Kombucha · December 25, 2008, 04:09:39 AM

Merry Christmas!

<3

Thor · December 25, 2008, 04:10:00 AM

Quote from: Joey 1337;1479382Merry Christmas!

<3

Fuck you!

Kombucha · December 25, 2008, 04:13:13 AM

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Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:13:25 AM

I broke my bat on Johnny's head, somebody snitched on me.

Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:13:46 AM

I hid a frog in sister's bed, somebody snitched on me.

Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:14:23 AM

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug,
I made Tommy eat a bug,
bought some gum with a penny slug,
somebody snitched on me

Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:14:40 AM

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:14:47 AM

Mommy and Daddy are mad

Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:14:57 AM

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmassss

Slurpee · December 25, 2008, 04:15:05 AM

'cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Thor · December 25, 2008, 04:15:50 AM

I put a spike pit on the bottom of my chimney.

Thor · December 25, 2008, 04:18:21 AM

I have also taken the precautions of tightening my shoes and screwing my head on wrong.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · December 25, 2008, 12:29:55 PM

I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · December 25, 2008, 12:30:04 PM

I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · December 25, 2008, 12:30:18 PM

I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.

NintendrCkolc · December 25, 2008, 12:44:07 PM

Christmas used to be amazing.

Now that im older its getting shitier every year tho.

Biblo · December 25, 2008, 12:52:35 PM

i vote his avatar be changed to a different incarnation of scrooge as patrick stewart is too awesome to reprisent him.

...i also feel michael caine will be inappropriate

Maltese · December 25, 2008, 07:34:39 PM

Quote from: Biblo;1479519i vote his avatar be changed to a different incarnation of scrooge as patrick stewart is too awesome to reprisent him.

...i also feel michael caine will be inappropriate

how about a photoshopped picture of hitler playing scrooge

killerbite · December 26, 2008, 02:54:47 AM

i hate christmas to its ghey

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I hate christmas!