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Quote from: FloundermanClock;1494805Well your dad is so gay that he's gay and he likes men.

Well your dad's so gay he likes the Spice Girls, who, although they may be five semi-attractive to attractive women, they sing really gay songs, so even if he is attracted to any of them he's still gay because he likes them. Gay.

Quote from: Losperman;1494917Well your dad's so gay he likes the Spice Girls, who, although they may be five semi-attractive to attractive women, they sing really gay songs, so even if he is attracted to any of them he's still gay because he likes them. Gay.

Your dad is SO gay that he left your mother to live in San Francisco. And then she ate five cakes that weren't cakes they were actually just piles of lard and got even fatter, so fat in fact that you started getting fat through telekinetic fat transfer. And you're also gay now. Gayer than you were before. Supergay.

im going to san fransisco in april...................................... mayb i will c ur mom

FRONT BACK SIDE TO SIDE PUSSY POP SOMETHING ELSE

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HELLO

HEY BITCHES

I bet you're all dieing to know that balls story

i already know

I mean the backstory

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1495716I mean the backstory

you told me some of it.

Quote from: Minori Kushieda;1495718you told me some of it.

What did I tell you, I don't remember

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1494966Your dad is SO gay that he left your mother to live in San Francisco. And then she ate five cakes that weren't cakes they were actually just piles of lard and got even fatter, so fat in fact that you started getting fat through telekinetic fat transfer. And you're also gay now. Gayer than you were before. Supergay.

Well your mom is so fat and stupid that she once ate a bunch of stuff that she knew was bad while crying about her weight, and she just gained more weight from it and then cried more, and then she felt sorry for herself so she ate more out of self-loathing, and your dad couldn't get any from her because she was being a fat, stupid baby and crying and eating all the time so he came to me and offered me consensual gay sex for money, which I accepted because I needed the money; your dad was a terrible lay, but somewhere in between the fudge packing and pole blowing he came to a realization that he was having the most fun in his life, so he turned gay right there in the middle of a homo-hoe-down. I can only assume he brought some of my valuable lessons to pass down to you, which is how you turned out to be so gay. The fat, stupid, crybaby-ness must have been passed down through your mother's fat, stupid, crybaby genes.

WELL NOW THAT LOSPY'S HERE I SHALL EXPLAIN WHAT YOU HAVE BE WAITING FOR!

FOR A WEEK!

Well:

So I was fighting against a friend, and I hold him in a sleeper, and I'm like "How do you like that you little bitch" and then he raises his arm, and proceeds to deliver a hard one in the nuts. I let my grip go as he escaped.