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zl · January 07, 2009, 09:39:38 AM

Quote from: actionclock;1491412enter the temple, investigate

The temple is locked.

ActionClock · January 07, 2009, 09:44:05 AM

Use the intercom, try to get inside, and if that doesn't work, it looks mechanically locked, try to reason with your technological brothers

BluezombieClock · January 07, 2009, 10:01:26 AM

Put on a pair of expensive glasses in order to see invisible things in the room

Poltergeist · January 07, 2009, 10:13:36 AM

Make a gesture of kindness towards the temple, perhaps offer to become friends with it and watch movies from time to time

WrenchClock · January 07, 2009, 02:28:57 PM

use solar beam

SnakeClock · January 07, 2009, 02:42:09 PM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1491422Put on a pair of expensive glasses in order to see invisible things in the room

It's full of invisible parrots. RUN AWAY!!

GearBoxClock · January 07, 2009, 03:49:48 PM

Burn Temple

TwistClock · January 07, 2009, 08:37:43 PM

Press the Button on the telecom.

BlueGasMask · January 07, 2009, 08:47:50 PM

Quote from: actionclock;1491420Use the intercom, try to get inside, and if that doesn't work, it looks mechanically locked, try to reason with your technological brothers

CD Clock · January 07, 2009, 10:12:42 PM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1491422Put on a pair of expensive glasses in order to see invisible things in the room

hahahahaha

zl · January 07, 2009, 11:03:49 PM

Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1491854Tell the camera that you come in peace and are a fellow native-American Nazi Hindu per the swastika on the door.

They'll never see it coming. Just like Poland.

ha so I looked up swastikas just so I could do the opposite rotation on the door

I guess that didn't cut it!

Flounderpa · January 07, 2009, 11:17:15 PM

Use absolutely predictable bad phone jokes on the telecom to make the guards brain collapse and become the master of their body to open the door

or just ask nicely

SnakeClock · January 08, 2009, 03:57:24 AM

Say "Salvador Limones... and guest." to the intercom.

zl · January 19, 2009, 06:13:21 PM

I don't have Flash anymore - I'm going to continue in ArtRage for a while.

Practice:

zl · January 19, 2009, 06:26:41 PM

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1491596see what the various buttons on the intercom are for

Each button has a label. Using your ability to read, you find that the labels are, in order of leftmost to rightmost, "DO", "NOT, and "PRESS".

DiscoBallClock · January 19, 2009, 06:27:44 PM

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1501240Each button has a label. Using your ability to read, you find that the labels are, in order of leftmost to rightmost, "DO", "NOT, and "PRESS".

Press "DO" and "PRESS".

Flounderpa · January 19, 2009, 06:28:43 PM

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1501240

Each button has a label. Using your ability to read, you find that the labels are, in order of leftmost to rightmost, "DO", "NOT, and "PRESS".

press in the Next order

Do then Press

Anonymous · January 19, 2009, 08:42:11 PM

hm?

Maltese · January 19, 2009, 08:45:31 PM

Press "Not" only

the building should cease to exist

ActionClock · January 19, 2009, 10:41:27 PM

press the one that says press because obviously it's asking for it

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