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Farted by SnakeClock, January 31, 2009, 11:43:55 AM

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TeddyBear

Quote from: Biggs;1511458who the fuck are you
TeddyBearClock at your service my liege.

SnakeClock

Quote from: bimby;1511430why dont you shower?

Not showering compulsively every single day = never shower.

DWARFINATORclock

Not showering every day = stinky

SnakeClock

Evidently, I'm the only one in the Clock Crew that can go on a 24 hour period without smelling like shit. Go me.

And TeddyBear, I guess.

Flounderpa

I don't see the how this become a shower thread from a long hair thread, but whatever, long hair is my dream because all the schools here need to be an school cut to ingress, and keep it to don't be expelled
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SnakeClock

Quote from: HazardClock;1511480I don't see the connection between a shower thread and a long hair thread, but whatever, long hair is my dream because all the schools here need to be an school cut to ingress, and keep it to don't be expelled

"I want to grow my hair long"
"Wash it every day"
"That's bad for it actually"
"Good, I don't do that anyway"
"Good Lord, Snake! Take a shower!"
"Because not showering every single blasted day means I don't shower at all."
"May as well! You'll smell awful! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk through this door over and over."

CrustClock

Quote from: GodClock;1511439people don't need to shower every day you dolts

Ew.

SnakeClock

Quote from: CrustClock;1511485Ew.

Well I am trying to get long hair. :p

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Snake I can smell you through the internet take a goddamn shower.

Quote from: HazardClock;1511480I don't see the how this become a shower thread from a long hair thread, but whatever, long hair is my dream because all the schools here need to be an school cut to ingress, and keep it to don't be expelled

With longer hair, if you wash your hair with shampoo and conditioner every day it doesn't look as good. Some people even go so far as to wear shower caps because of that.

SnakeClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1511489With longer hair, if you wash your hair with shampoo and conditioner every day it doesn't look as good. Some people even go so far as to wear shower caps because of that.

:this: Coming from someone who actually has decent-looking long hair. Hmm.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Oh god, the smell is in my mouth now I can taste his musk.

SnakeClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1511498Oh god, the smell is in my mouth now I can taste his musk.

Doesn't it turn you on?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I... I have to go lie down.

SnakeClock

Be sure to clean up afterwards.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1511479Evidently, I'm the only one in the Clock Crew that can go on a 24 hour period without smelling like shit. Go me.

And TeddyBear, I guess.

It's possible that you don't even notice your own stink.

DWARFINATORclock

But if you want to sit around for days fermenting in your own filth that's fine by me.

Biggskoo

Quote from: TeddyBear;1511461TeddyBearClock at your service my liege.

fix your secondary username and take a fucking shower

TeddyBear

Quote from: Biggs;1511509fix your secondary username and take a fucking shower
Just because I can't wash my hair every day lest it get dry, frizzed, and more knotted than a rat's nest doesn't mean I don't shower. :3

SnakeClock

I tend to shower every two days or whenever I just happen to be feeling dirty (or when it's cold out and I want to warm up). People tend to inform me if I smell, on the off-chance that I'm not personally aware of it. No complaints thus far.

But it's more fun to assume I'm a greasy hippy that totally avoids showering because it's unnatural. Clocks need their creature comforts.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1511517I tend to shower every two days or whenever I just happen to be feeling dirty (or when it's cold out and I want to warm up). People tend to inform me if I smell, on the off-chance that I'm not personally aware of it. No complaints thus far.

But it's more fun to assume I'm a greasy hippy that totally avoids showering because it's unnatural. Clocks need their creature comforts.

People tend not to say anything when someone smells.

Enjoy living in your dream world >: (